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Lame Jokes; Type in here for lame jokes... lol...
Topic Started: Oct 25 2004, 10:27 PM (1,417 Views)
pacbomber	Nov 14 2004, 10:18 AM Post #61
~Alyssa.Avid.Animal.Lover~ Posts: 218 Group: Helpers Member #163 Joined: November 7, 2004	Three guys are in a bar on the top of a cliff. The first guy says to the other guys "You know, if had just one more beer, I think I could fly." The second guy says "No Way!" So the first guy orders a beer and drinks it. Then all three guys walk ou t to the edge of the cliff. The first guy jumps off, starts falling to the ground, and then flies back to the top of the cliff. The second guy is totally amazed, so he says "You know, if I had another beer, I bet I could do that too." So all three guys go into the bar, and the second guy has another beer. After he finished, he said "Ok, I will be able to fly now" So they all went outside and the second guy jumped off of the cliff and feel to the bottom, where he hit the ground and died instantly. The third guy turned to the first guy and said "You know Superman, you are a real jerk when you drink" for more Lame Jokes...go 2 Wakk0's Super Duper LAME jokes page Pst.my 90th post wicked(p) evilSmile(p)



kwan	Nov 15 2004, 10:55 PM Post #62
Secretary Posts: 154 Group: Helpers Member #206 Joined: November 13, 2004	Yo Mama's so fat, everytime she turns around, it's her birthday! i get mixed reactions from that joke. those who understand it find it realllllly funny but those who don't will just go like, uhhhhh. please understand it. :lol:



pacbomber	Nov 17 2004, 04:15 PM Post #63
~Alyssa.Avid.Animal.Lover~ Posts: 218 Group: Helpers Member #163 Joined: November 7, 2004	Things nobody wants to hear after "I love you": "so...can u lend me 100 bucks?" "And that's y i'm going 2 cane u." "...but not like THAT." "May...I mean Sharon, er Susan!Sorry! Sorry! I said Susan!" "...like a brother." "Ok!there!I said it! u happy now?" "...for not calling the police." "...but tat will still be 60 dollars." "n tats y i'm asking u 2 put on my pimple cream." "now can u siam so i can on the tv n watch football?" "But i love yr sister abit more." "...but i'm not in love wif u." "but u still cannot haf my hello kitty." "...almoz as much as my xbox." "now can u plz go n throw the garbage?" "Plz hold the line." "So gimme discount leh. i already say i lurve u, whaaaat.don't like tat mah!" :lol:



valzie`	Nov 17 2004, 11:27 PM Post #64
Helper Posts: 254 Group: Helpers Member #85 Joined: November 2, 2004	lolx!



s3th	Nov 21 2004, 01:08 PM Post #65
Sith Lord [Darth Seth] Posts: 39 Group: Members Member #221 Joined: November 20, 2004	yo mama is the same size as the earth?... =x



pacbomber	Nov 21 2004, 05:23 PM Post #66
~Alyssa.Avid.Animal.Lover~ Posts: 218 Group: Helpers Member #163 Joined: November 7, 2004	dun reali get the yo mama joke...could sum1 explain it 2 me?



s3th	Nov 23 2004, 12:44 PM Post #67
Sith Lord [Darth Seth] Posts: 39 Group: Members Member #221 Joined: November 20, 2004	its like tt "yo mama" needs one yr to turn around.... so... imagine the size?.. :lol:



pacbomber	Nov 23 2004, 08:40 PM Post #68
~Alyssa.Avid.Animal.Lover~ Posts: 218 Group: Helpers Member #163 Joined: November 7, 2004	s3th Nov 21 2004, 01:08 PM yo mama is the same size as the earth?... =x oh..lyk wat u say tat its same size as earth lyk tat..? oic.. :lol:



rimuYT	Dec 5 2004, 02:52 PM Post #69
Posts: 15 Group: Members Member #77 Joined: November 2, 2004	E.T left the world on Sunday. How many alphabets are left?



rimuYT	Dec 5 2004, 10:24 PM Post #70
Posts: 15 Group: Members Member #77 Joined: November 2, 2004	21 not 24 cos ET took UFO. erm.. lame?



BanD-SaX	Dec 6 2004, 12:53 PM Post #71
Helper Posts: 151 Group: Helpers Member #60 Joined: November 2, 2004	HAHAHAHA!!! wicked(p) lame.. <_<



zat	Dec 7 2004, 12:45 PM Post #72
Posts: 32 Group: Members Member #211 Joined: November 14, 2004	2 frogs were sitting on a stone when it started to rain. So one frog said to the other "lets jump into the water before we get wet...."



rimuYT	Dec 7 2004, 07:56 PM Post #73
Posts: 15 Group: Members Member #77 Joined: November 2, 2004	just remember this: phua chu kang went for a swim. after a while, he realised he had lost his mole. guess a cheng3 yu3 msg me for the answer.. haha



Matt87	Dec 25 2004, 10:43 AM Post #74
Administrator Posts: 390 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: October 23, 2004	WHAT IS 1 PLUS 1 ? who knows please tell me. !



klarinet	Dec 28 2004, 09:27 PM Post #75
Posts: 3 Group: Members Member #287 Joined: December 28, 2004	who's the strongest man on earth? : ]]


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