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Lame Jokes; Type in here for lame jokes... lol...
Topic Started: Oct 25 2004, 10:27 PM (1,419 Views)
singages	Oct 25 2004, 10:27 PM Post #1
Posts: 9 Group: Members Member #15 Joined: October 25, 2004	lame joke post here



Phantom_89	Nov 3 2004, 11:09 AM Post #2
Posts: 41 Group: Members Member #111 Joined: November 3, 2004	HORROR MOVIE



Matt87	Nov 3 2004, 11:41 AM Post #3
Administrator Posts: 390 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: October 23, 2004	???



BanDPeRcS	Nov 3 2004, 12:52 PM Post #4
Posts: 239 Group: Members Member #83 Joined: November 2, 2004	A little boy was visiting his grandmother and the young boy asked his grandmother,"grandma, how old are you"? She replied, "you shouldn't ask me questions like that". A few minutes past and the young boy asked his grandmother another question, "how much do you weight"? The grandmother replied, "you shouldn't ask me questions like that"! The following week when the little boy went back to school he told his friends about the coversation he had with his grandmother and how he was unable to get an answer from her. The little boy's friends advised him to look on her drivers license, all t he information will be there. The next week when the little boy was visiting his grandmother he told her he knew how much she weighed and how old she was. The grandmother didn't believe him until he told her,"you weight 130lb., and you are 65 years old". Then the little boy in a ba shfull way wispered to his grandmother, "I also know you got an F in Sex". wEeE~! wakaaz :lol:



BanDPeRcS	Nov 3 2004, 12:56 PM Post #5
Posts: 239 Group: Members Member #83 Joined: November 2, 2004	One day this guys house was on fire so he decided he better call the fire department. He got on the phone with the chief and the man was very frantic. The man said chief you have to get over her my house is on fire. The chief says calm down, how do we get to your house, and the man said you don't have those big red trucks anymore! tis is totally lame~! wEeE~!



BanD-SaX	Nov 3 2004, 03:42 PM Post #6
Helper Posts: 151 Group: Helpers Member #60 Joined: November 2, 2004	hahahahahaa! :lol: thanks 4 yur lamest jokes ever!! it really makes me "laugh"! :lol:



ChEnG Fu	Nov 3 2004, 03:47 PM Post #7
Unregistered	lolx.. dun luff too laugh later ur parent tot u luffing at the com tot u siao de... haha..
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BanDPeRcS	Nov 3 2004, 04:00 PM Post #8
Posts: 239 Group: Members Member #83 Joined: November 2, 2004	hahahz~! wElCUm~! aNd BanD-Sax, Pls take Cheng FU's Advice~! wEeE~! wakakakz :lol:



JY2027	Nov 3 2004, 04:56 PM Post #9
Moderator Posts: 198 Group: Moderators Member #30 Joined: November 1, 2004	cheng fu is a idiot hu always make seniors luff.. Oops.. haha..



Phantom_89	Nov 3 2004, 05:41 PM Post #10
Posts: 41 Group: Members Member #111 Joined: November 3, 2004	Bill, Jim and Scott were at a convention together and were sharing a large suite on the top of a 75 - story skyscraper. After a long day of meetings, they were shocked to hear that the elevators in their hotel were broken and they would have to climb 75 flights of stairs to get to their room. Bill said to jim and Scott, "Let's break the monotony of this unpleasant task by concentrating on something interesting. I'll tell jokes for 25 flights, Jim can sing songs for the next 25 flights and Scott can tell sad stories the rest of the way." At the 26th floor, Bill stopped telling jokes and Jim began to sing. At the 51st floor, Jim stopped singing and Scott began to tell sad stories. "I will tell my saddest story first," he said. "I left the room key in the car!"



valzie`	Nov 3 2004, 06:00 PM Post #11
Helper Posts: 254 Group: Helpers Member #85 Joined: November 2, 2004	lolz.. chengfu the funny. i agree. ahahahhahahha~ btw.. if u happen to wonder why i post so many irrelevent posts, it's cos i dun like to see "recruit".. kekez funny? no. why? cos i cant joke. i'm horrible at this.



ChEnG Fu	Nov 3 2004, 06:04 PM Post #12
Unregistered	haha.. be more active la. u post til 10 msg den will upgrade.. =x sae me issit.. qian da ar =x
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valzie`	Nov 3 2004, 06:24 PM Post #13
Helper Posts: 254 Group: Helpers Member #85 Joined: November 2, 2004	i'm trying to be active.. post more picx~! ahahahah



ChEnG Fu	Nov 3 2004, 06:25 PM Post #14
Unregistered	dun kaysiao la... bully me den sae la.. lolx
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BanDPeRcS	Nov 3 2004, 07:30 PM Post #15
Posts: 239 Group: Members Member #83 Joined: November 2, 2004	Two statues, male and female, have been guarding the door of an old church for centuries keeping out evil spirits and such, so one day God decides to reward them. He comes down and says, "Ok, since you have been so good, I am going to give you a day off from guarding the church, spend it however you wish." A few minutes later, God sees the statues dissapear behind a bush. The bush commences rattiling and shaking like no ones business. Twelve hours later, they emerge. "Hey," God says "You've still g ot twelve hours left, go have fun!" So the female statue turns to the male statue and says, "Ok, this time you hold the pigeon and I'll crap on it... wEeE~! wakakakz, tis is LAME~!


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