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Bill, Jim and Scott were at a convention together
and were sharing a large suite on the top of a 75 -
story skyscraper.

After a long day of meetings, they were shocked to
hear that the elevators in their hotel were broken
and they would have to climb 75 flights of stairs to
get to their room.

Bill said to jim and Scott, "Let's break the
monotony of this unpleasant task by concentrating
on something interesting. I'll tell jokes for 25 flights,
Jim can sing songs for the next 25 flights and Scott
can tell sad stories the rest of the way."

At the 26th floor, Bill stopped telling jokes and Jim
began to sing. At the 51st floor, Jim stopped
singing and Scott began to tell sad stories.

"I will tell my saddest story first," he said. "I left the
room key in the car!"
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