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Topic Started: May 30 2009, 12:35 AM (438 Views)
E-mortal	May 30 2009, 12:35 AM Post #1
E-mediate, E-mense, E-mune Posts: 3,717 Group: Elite Member Member #6 Joined: February 5, 2005	looks around awkwardly What in the world are you guys still doing here?
	Caution: Men at Work ....DO NOT CROSS........................................................... .............................. DO NOT CROSS................................ .........................................................DO NOT CROSS......


Peter Griffin	May 30 2009, 12:42 AM Post #2
Administrator of the Year: 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009 Posts: 23,617 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: February 3, 2005	This is the ultimate location of awesomeness on the internet. And that is why we are still here. That and other means of communication are rather unreliable.
	Deep Thoughts By Peter Griffin What the heck is a turtle dove? Obama '08


syko	May 30 2009, 12:47 AM Post #3
Self-Proclaimed Lord of Pointless Spamming Posts: 28,280 Group: Elite Member Member #3 Joined: February 4, 2005	Because BAN is like a tapeworm. You're just living your life, happily ingesting some delicious food in a tropical locale whilst enjoying yourself. You spend a few more days on holiday, then go back to your life and forget all about it. But it hasn't forgotten about you, no no... it's growing inside of you, stealing your nourishment and making you vomit and... I really lost track of this simile. I think I was going to say that you can't get it out without poison, or something? Whatever. Uh... hi! We didn't... expect to see you again? Hopefully you've been doing well!
	Two paths diverged in a wood, and I, blind to the choices presented, wandered into the middle.


Peter Griffin	May 30 2009, 12:53 AM Post #4
Administrator of the Year: 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009 Posts: 23,617 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: February 3, 2005	Yah we thought you were gone forever.
	Deep Thoughts By Peter Griffin What the heck is a turtle dove? Obama '08


syko	May 30 2009, 12:58 AM Post #5
Self-Proclaimed Lord of Pointless Spamming Posts: 28,280 Group: Elite Member Member #3 Joined: February 4, 2005	Not forever, just that you'd been out walking one night, -likely reminscing about the day you saved a little girl's life at the carnivale, but thats neither here nor there - when you were suddenly abducted by aliens from the planet Borgel 9. Of course Borgel 9ians aren't nearly as clever as their cousins from the nearby Borgel -2, and thus have a rather unscrupulous reputation for always finding the most unlikely black holes in the universe. Needless to say, a short time later you had disappeared along with your captors into the black hole, to be trapped indefinitely until you one day popped back into existence back on Earth, non-the wiser that such a thing had transpired. But it did. I have pictures. Either that or... you just grew out of such a silly place and forgot about it until tonight? I prefer my story, though. =P
	Two paths diverged in a wood, and I, blind to the choices presented, wandered into the middle.


E-mortal	May 30 2009, 01:01 AM Post #6
E-mediate, E-mense, E-mune Posts: 3,717 Group: Elite Member Member #6 Joined: February 5, 2005	I've been okay I guess... I mean my last activity was during the summer before i even started high school. I'll be a senior this year, so yeah, that's quite the gap. And by the way, tapeworms REALLY creep me out. I mean, you could have a giant one growing, crawling, and feeding in you right now and you might not know it until it's seized your brain and incorporated you into their society, which is exactly the same as our society, except everyone is as enthusiastic as that one car salesman whom you have actually considered strangling. A terrible fate indeed.
	Caution: Men at Work ....DO NOT CROSS........................................................... .............................. DO NOT CROSS................................ .........................................................DO NOT CROSS......


syko	May 30 2009, 01:11 AM Post #7
Self-Proclaimed Lord of Pointless Spamming Posts: 28,280 Group: Elite Member Member #3 Joined: February 4, 2005	Indeed that is a long gap, though hopefully it was filled with good times, at least? I wish I had actually accomplished something note-worthy during that time... ugh, I'm old and useless! As for tapeworms... how can you know so much about them and still be living!? (I won't consider being one of them living, though at least they have a good diet plan.) Surely they must be after you at all times because of such knowledge!
	Two paths diverged in a wood, and I, blind to the choices presented, wandered into the middle.


E-mortal	May 30 2009, 01:24 AM Post #8
E-mediate, E-mense, E-mune Posts: 3,717 Group: Elite Member Member #6 Joined: February 5, 2005	Ahhh the wonders of Biology II AP. That class teaches you all of the details, like those about the tapeworms that inferior classes simply leave out for convenience. Of course theres a slight chance some of that could have been a dream, considering the fact that I was always tired and it was 1st period. In order to avoid them, I stick to a strict diet of brussel sprouts and prune juice. It's worked pretty well so far (I think).
	Caution: Men at Work ....DO NOT CROSS........................................................... .............................. DO NOT CROSS................................ .........................................................DO NOT CROSS......


syko	May 30 2009, 01:28 AM Post #9
Self-Proclaimed Lord of Pointless Spamming Posts: 28,280 Group: Elite Member Member #3 Joined: February 4, 2005	Hmm, interesting! I find the part about possible sleep deprivement leading towards realistic dreams particularly fascinating, considering that the knowledge of tapeworm society has eluded many of the most well-rested scientists for decades! Perhaps you've stumbled upon something... hopefully that diet will prevent them from cleansing your mind and transforming you into an overly enthusiastic, borderline anorexic, After all, that's what happened to Kathy Griffin.
	Two paths diverged in a wood, and I, blind to the choices presented, wandered into the middle.


Peter Griffin	May 30 2009, 10:14 AM Post #10
Administrator of the Year: 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009 Posts: 23,617 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: February 3, 2005	You guys... Tapeworms don't do that stuff, they are parasites they do not need to dwell in such trivialities such as societies. So, anyways E-motal, a few changes have been made, we tried to advertise the board and bring in new members, as you can see that was not successful, but the changes I made to the board are still hanging around. Most importantly the Elite-Member status, and the skin. You are an Elite Member so you have access to the super special Elite Spam Forum. Though completely unnecessary now, I suspect it will remain for quite some time as I am a lazy administrator.
	Deep Thoughts By Peter Griffin What the heck is a turtle dove? Obama '08


syko	May 30 2009, 01:22 PM Post #11
Self-Proclaimed Lord of Pointless Spamming Posts: 28,280 Group: Elite Member Member #3 Joined: February 4, 2005	The trivialities of society are the most important concern to tapeworms! Why else would our civilization be so focused on such things? Because tapeworms control everyone of consequence. =3 As for the Elite Spam Forum - it will never go away. You can't give us something which is in essence nothing but old things moved to a new place and the just take it away! That would remove that special feeling you gave us, which would be bad. =(
	Two paths diverged in a wood, and I, blind to the choices presented, wandered into the middle.


Chal'ocks Kyntxisson	May 30 2009, 09:29 PM Post #12
ModCon Champion YMTC 2005 Posts: 6,142 Group: Elite Member Member #2 Joined: February 3, 2005	Tapeworms are not only the most disgusting creatures alive, but the most disgusting creatures possible. I dare you to come up with something more disgusting than a SEGMENTED WORM that LIVES IN YOUR INTESTINES and EATS THE FOOD THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE YOURS and IS EXCRETED UPON DEATH and REPRODUCES THROUGH EXCREMENT and IS FORTY FEET LONG and ACTUALLY HAS EYES. You are not going to be able to come up with anything. also welcome back sir.
	"To be is to do" - Socrates "To do is to be" - Jean-Paul Satre "Do be do be do" - Frank Sinatra


syko	May 30 2009, 09:49 PM Post #13
Self-Proclaimed Lord of Pointless Spamming Posts: 28,280 Group: Elite Member Member #3 Joined: February 4, 2005	Until the 'forty feet long' bit, I was going to try and counter that with "baby." But now it just doesn't fit.
	Two paths diverged in a wood, and I, blind to the choices presented, wandered into the middle.


Chal'ocks Kyntxisson	May 30 2009, 09:58 PM Post #14
ModCon Champion YMTC 2005 Posts: 6,142 Group: Elite Member Member #2 Joined: February 3, 2005	It's close, though. But for some reason pregnant girls always get mad when I point out that they have a parasite living and growing inside of them.
	"To be is to do" - Socrates "To do is to be" - Jean-Paul Satre "Do be do be do" - Frank Sinatra


syko	May 30 2009, 10:01 PM Post #15
Self-Proclaimed Lord of Pointless Spamming Posts: 28,280 Group: Elite Member Member #3 Joined: February 4, 2005	They're always so sensitive about it... wanting to give it names, teach it to walk, how to fail in society. I don't get it, really.
	Two paths diverged in a wood, and I, blind to the choices presented, wandered into the middle.


Chal'ocks Kyntxisson	May 30 2009, 10:27 PM Post #16
ModCon Champion YMTC 2005 Posts: 6,142 Group: Elite Member Member #2 Joined: February 3, 2005	Seriously. My pop always said, if you're ever infested with a parasite, gnaw your knuckles off and the parasite will leave out of horror at this self-oriented brutality.
	"To be is to do" - Socrates "To do is to be" - Jean-Paul Satre "Do be do be do" - Frank Sinatra


syko	May 30 2009, 10:39 PM Post #17
Self-Proclaimed Lord of Pointless Spamming Posts: 28,280 Group: Elite Member Member #3 Joined: February 4, 2005	That can't be right. I mean, I don't want to go around calling your pop a liar or anything, but my step-father, who happened to be a Biologist who specialized in the study of invertebrates before an unfortunate dissecting expirement left him partially lobotomized, always told me that you were supposed to scratch open your belly button!
	Two paths diverged in a wood, and I, blind to the choices presented, wandered into the middle.


Chal'ocks Kyntxisson	May 30 2009, 10:42 PM Post #18
ModCon Champion YMTC 2005 Posts: 6,142 Group: Elite Member Member #2 Joined: February 3, 2005	Well, come to think of it, my half-uncle did always yell at my pop for saying that. This guy was an ecologist specializing in parasite-host relations (before "the incident", anyway), and he said you had to tear your hair out and shove it into an incision in your forearm.
	"To be is to do" - Socrates "To do is to be" - Jean-Paul Satre "Do be do be do" - Frank Sinatra


syko	May 30 2009, 10:49 PM Post #19
Self-Proclaimed Lord of Pointless Spamming Posts: 28,280 Group: Elite Member Member #3 Joined: February 4, 2005	That certainly does sound more correct, though I would like to research his findings so that I could better understand the signifigance of such an action, considering how infrequently hair is mentioned in serious texts in conjunction with the removal of parasitic organisms!
	Two paths diverged in a wood, and I, blind to the choices presented, wandered into the middle.


Chal'ocks Kyntxisson	May 30 2009, 10:50 PM Post #20
ModCon Champion YMTC 2005 Posts: 6,142 Group: Elite Member Member #2 Joined: February 3, 2005	Research his findings? Ewww, that's gross.
	"To be is to do" - Socrates "To do is to be" - Jean-Paul Satre "Do be do be do" - Frank Sinatra


syko	May 30 2009, 10:56 PM Post #21
Self-Proclaimed Lord of Pointless Spamming Posts: 28,280 Group: Elite Member Member #3 Joined: February 4, 2005	I know... Sigh I thought I'd try it anyways. So, umm... parade floats? They're like... nasty?
	Two paths diverged in a wood, and I, blind to the choices presented, wandered into the middle.


Chal'ocks Kyntxisson	May 30 2009, 10:57 PM Post #22
ModCon Champion YMTC 2005 Posts: 6,142 Group: Elite Member Member #2 Joined: February 3, 2005	Don't even mention them. They are so nasty. I mean, think about it. In what situation would a PARADE need to FLOAT?! A gross one, that's what.
	"To be is to do" - Socrates "To do is to be" - Jean-Paul Satre "Do be do be do" - Frank Sinatra


syko	May 30 2009, 11:02 PM Post #23
Self-Proclaimed Lord of Pointless Spamming Posts: 28,280 Group: Elite Member Member #3 Joined: February 4, 2005	I've... n-never thought about it like that. That is... c-certainly gross... so gross that I... should r-research the findings to... umm... better understand how gross it is... I guess?
	Two paths diverged in a wood, and I, blind to the choices presented, wandered into the middle.


Chal'ocks Kyntxisson	May 30 2009, 11:03 PM Post #24
ModCon Champion YMTC 2005 Posts: 6,142 Group: Elite Member Member #2 Joined: February 3, 2005	This is grossing me out so much. I think I'm going to vomit all over myself.
	"To be is to do" - Socrates "To do is to be" - Jean-Paul Satre "Do be do be do" - Frank Sinatra


syko	May 30 2009, 11:11 PM Post #25
Self-Proclaimed Lord of Pointless Spamming Posts: 28,280 Group: Elite Member Member #3 Joined: February 4, 2005	C-can... can I like... take a picture? For science.
	Two paths diverged in a wood, and I, blind to the choices presented, wandered into the middle.


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