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Topic Started: May 20 2009, 12:09 AM (132 Views)
Peter Griffin	May 20 2009, 12:09 AM Post #1
Administrator of the Year: 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009 Posts: 23,617 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: February 3, 2005	While we're all being lazy, I've decieded to start this thread to keep BAN alive, it's blood pressure is only 30/90!! OMG!!! I'm pretty sure there is some brain damage going on.:( So this thread is to just one chat thread to keep up with until we get BAN back on it's feet, I'm bringing Dr. Houses prodigy Dr. McFurgis to diagnose the problem.
	Deep Thoughts By Peter Griffin What the heck is a turtle dove? Obama '08


Chal'ocks Kyntxisson	May 25 2009, 03:04 PM Post #2
ModCon Champion YMTC 2005 Posts: 6,142 Group: Elite Member Member #2 Joined: February 3, 2005	blows up McFurgis What?! He was a robot! Would you trust a robot as your doctor? Do you really want a machine using its vast database of knowledge to diagnose problems and then to repair them using its perfect motor skills.... uh... So, lovely weather.
	"To be is to do" - Socrates "To do is to be" - Jean-Paul Satre "Do be do be do" - Frank Sinatra


Peter Griffin	May 25 2009, 03:53 PM Post #3
Administrator of the Year: 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009 Posts: 23,617 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: February 3, 2005	Dude! You've offended the EMH Program from Star Trek Voyager, you better apologize!!! He has been programed with a very sensitive emotion program that detects your emotions and applies emotions into a back feed for reasonable response! So yah, he's only kinda annoyed by that statement, but still!
	Deep Thoughts By Peter Griffin What the heck is a turtle dove? Obama '08


syko	May 25 2009, 11:00 PM Post #4
Self-Proclaimed Lord of Pointless Spamming Posts: 28,280 Group: Elite Member Member #3 Joined: February 4, 2005	Detect this emotion, ****! Explodes the Dr. McFurgis by feeling extremely ANXIOUS!* ((On a serious note, I'm sorry I apparently never posted in this thread. I never even SAW it!))
	Two paths diverged in a wood, and I, blind to the choices presented, wandered into the middle.


Peter Griffin	May 26 2009, 12:10 AM Post #5
Administrator of the Year: 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009 Posts: 23,617 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: February 3, 2005	((Lol it's fine! But since we're posting again, it'll cool to let it die))
	Deep Thoughts By Peter Griffin What the heck is a turtle dove? Obama '08


syko	May 26 2009, 04:06 AM Post #6
Self-Proclaimed Lord of Pointless Spamming Posts: 28,280 Group: Elite Member Member #3 Joined: February 4, 2005	I WILL NEVER LET A THREAD DEVOTED TO SPAM DIE! ....Unless its kind of a jerk and says something mean to me... I wouldn't actively kill it, but I might not really try to stop somebody from killing it.... BUT THIS IS NOT THE CASE!
	Two paths diverged in a wood, and I, blind to the choices presented, wandered into the middle.


Peter Griffin	May 26 2009, 11:06 AM Post #7
Administrator of the Year: 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009 Posts: 23,617 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: February 3, 2005	Thread: Your mom! OH! look at that! Look what the thread did to you?!
	Deep Thoughts By Peter Griffin What the heck is a turtle dove? Obama '08


syko	May 29 2009, 11:52 PM Post #8
Self-Proclaimed Lord of Pointless Spamming Posts: 28,280 Group: Elite Member Member #3 Joined: February 4, 2005	My mom what, Mr. 'Okay' Thread? Its a little rude to just go around randomly shouting out non sequitur sentence fragments with a myriad of interpretations, but I'm not going to jump to any conclusions without the rest of the sentence with which to frame such context!
	Two paths diverged in a wood, and I, blind to the choices presented, wandered into the middle.


Chal'ocks Kyntxisson	May 30 2009, 09:30 PM Post #9
ModCon Champion YMTC 2005 Posts: 6,142 Group: Elite Member Member #2 Joined: February 3, 2005	Didn't you read the context box? THE WATERMELON PHYSIOLOGY ETHEREAL CONTEXT BOX?! READ IT NOW!!!!!
	"To be is to do" - Socrates "To do is to be" - Jean-Paul Satre "Do be do be do" - Frank Sinatra


syko	May 30 2009, 09:36 PM Post #10
Self-Proclaimed Lord of Pointless Spamming Posts: 28,280 Group: Elite Member Member #3 Joined: February 4, 2005	Of course I read the Watermelon Physiology Ethereal Context Box! What do you take me for, a fool!? I check that at least once a day, usually more, simply because its so damn relevant! I simply can't go anywhere without reading it, I guess? Kind of a strange thing to read so often, now that I really think about.
	Two paths diverged in a wood, and I, blind to the choices presented, wandered into the middle.


Chal'ocks Kyntxisson	May 30 2009, 09:39 PM Post #11
ModCon Champion YMTC 2005 Posts: 6,142 Group: Elite Member Member #2 Joined: February 3, 2005	THEN WHY DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE EPHEMERAL SILENCE OF THE CHORD PINES, IF YOU READ THE WPECB SO OFTEN?! I THINK YOU ARE LYING!
	"To be is to do" - Socrates "To do is to be" - Jean-Paul Satre "Do be do be do" - Frank Sinatra


syko	May 30 2009, 09:43 PM Post #12
Self-Proclaimed Lord of Pointless Spamming Posts: 28,280 Group: Elite Member Member #3 Joined: February 4, 2005	I'm afraid I don't quite gather what you are attempting to insinuate, sir! Frankly, I am going to have to suggest that you tone it down a bit, lest I be forced to whip out my Limited Collector's Edition of The History of Chord Pines and Other Similar Poppycock Volumes 1-8!
	Two paths diverged in a wood, and I, blind to the choices presented, wandered into the middle.


Chal'ocks Kyntxisson	May 30 2009, 10:00 PM Post #13
ModCon Champion YMTC 2005 Posts: 6,142 Group: Elite Member Member #2 Joined: February 3, 2005	Limited Collector's Edition?! Ha! If you were a true aficionado of eucalyptus whaling pyramids, you would know that that edition is entirely FRAUDULENT! Check out Volume 6, Part 2, Chapter 16, on the first page, 3rd paragraph down. Tell me that's not a blatant lie right there.
	"To be is to do" - Socrates "To do is to be" - Jean-Paul Satre "Do be do be do" - Frank Sinatra


syko	May 30 2009, 10:16 PM Post #14
Self-Proclaimed Lord of Pointless Spamming Posts: 28,280 Group: Elite Member Member #3 Joined: February 4, 2005	Hmmph, you sir are rude and abrupt, yet I respect your opinion because you seem so well-versed in the subject of convergent vegetative/aquatic mammalian architecure. Please hold a moment while I do, in fact, look that up!
	Two paths diverged in a wood, and I, blind to the choices presented, wandered into the middle.


Chal'ocks Kyntxisson	May 30 2009, 10:26 PM Post #15
ModCon Champion YMTC 2005 Posts: 6,142 Group: Elite Member Member #2 Joined: February 3, 2005	All right, I'm holding, you nerd. But you had better be quick, I'll be late to my panel appearance about indigo train goblins.
	"To be is to do" - Socrates "To do is to be" - Jean-Paul Satre "Do be do be do" - Frank Sinatra


syko	May 30 2009, 10:35 PM Post #16
Self-Proclaimed Lord of Pointless Spamming Posts: 28,280 Group: Elite Member Member #3 Joined: February 4, 2005	While I would like to inquire further about such things, I have located the proper text and am turning to the page as we speak! Well, as I speak, since youre just kind of standing there glaring at me, but that's neither here nor there. I suppose it would probably go a bit faster if I didn't try to narrate my actions to you whilst performing them, as I really am not very skilled at reading while simultaneously carrying on a conversation, but frankly that's a sacrifice which I am willing to make!
	Two paths diverged in a wood, and I, blind to the choices presented, wandered into the middle.


Chal'ocks Kyntxisson	May 30 2009, 11:01 PM Post #17
ModCon Champion YMTC 2005 Posts: 6,142 Group: Elite Member Member #2 Joined: February 3, 2005	taps warmonger sandwich foot impatiently
	"To be is to do" - Socrates "To do is to be" - Jean-Paul Satre "Do be do be do" - Frank Sinatra


syko	May 30 2009, 11:07 PM Post #18
Self-Proclaimed Lord of Pointless Spamming Posts: 28,280 Group: Elite Member Member #3 Joined: February 4, 2005	So um, could you maybe stop tapping your foot like that? Its making a really annoying sound on these hardwood floors, which is weird considering how squishy and surprisingly delicious yet metaphysically reprehensible it looks, and its kind of hard to concentrate when you're bothering me with that incessant racket and filling my head with thoughts of delicious foods and the morality of war!
	Two paths diverged in a wood, and I, blind to the choices presented, wandered into the middle.


Chal'ocks Kyntxisson	May 30 2009, 11:08 PM Post #19
ModCon Champion YMTC 2005 Posts: 6,142 Group: Elite Member Member #2 Joined: February 3, 2005	Just read the damn velociraptor realist desert text!
	"To be is to do" - Socrates "To do is to be" - Jean-Paul Satre "Do be do be do" - Frank Sinatra


syko	May 30 2009, 11:15 PM Post #20
Self-Proclaimed Lord of Pointless Spamming Posts: 28,280 Group: Elite Member Member #3 Joined: February 4, 2005	What!? There's nothing about dinosaurs or deserts in here at all! This passage is about David Danderdonk, the man who made a thirty-foot tall, scale replica of his shin out of only yellow Legos, and then covered it in whipped creme. Edited by syko, May 30 2009, 11:15 PM.
	Two paths diverged in a wood, and I, blind to the choices presented, wandered into the middle.


Chal'ocks Kyntxisson	May 30 2009, 11:17 PM Post #21
ModCon Champion YMTC 2005 Posts: 6,142 Group: Elite Member Member #2 Joined: February 3, 2005	Exactly! Tell me that's not a blatant lie right there. If that doesn't convince you that that edition of the pencil radius book is fraudulent, I'll eat my headphone dragon belt.
	"To be is to do" - Socrates "To do is to be" - Jean-Paul Satre "Do be do be do" - Frank Sinatra


syko	May 30 2009, 11:23 PM Post #22
Self-Proclaimed Lord of Pointless Spamming Posts: 28,280 Group: Elite Member Member #3 Joined: February 4, 2005	Such a waste, to eat your headphone dragon belt! I mean, this passage is clearly the ravings of an insane koala chained to a rocking horse made entirely out of tinsel, but I'm inclined to argue simply to preserve your belt!
	Two paths diverged in a wood, and I, blind to the choices presented, wandered into the middle.


Chal'ocks Kyntxisson	May 30 2009, 11:25 PM Post #23
ModCon Champion YMTC 2005 Posts: 6,142 Group: Elite Member Member #2 Joined: February 3, 2005	Well, it looks like that's settled then. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a cloudy euro-tiger death mint to catch.
	"To be is to do" - Socrates "To do is to be" - Jean-Paul Satre "Do be do be do" - Frank Sinatra


syko	May 30 2009, 11:32 PM Post #24
Self-Proclaimed Lord of Pointless Spamming Posts: 28,280 Group: Elite Member Member #3 Joined: February 4, 2005	Be sure that you club it with a cactus wrapped in fifty percent uranium, otherwise you've no hope!
	Two paths diverged in a wood, and I, blind to the choices presented, wandered into the middle.


Chal'ocks Kyntxisson	May 30 2009, 11:33 PM Post #25
ModCon Champion YMTC 2005 Posts: 6,142 Group: Elite Member Member #2 Joined: February 3, 2005	Thanks for the advice, but I meant catch as in "catch a train", not catch as in "catch a wild alphorn remembrance walrus". I have to get to that panel!
	"To be is to do" - Socrates "To do is to be" - Jean-Paul Satre "Do be do be do" - Frank Sinatra


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