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| Topic Started: Mar 14 2009, 02:52 PM (109 Views) | |
| Joey the Joey | Mar 14 2009, 02:52 PM Post #1 |
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Hi hi, I'm new around here The name's Joey the Joey :3IRL Name: Joseph Michael Schultz Nickname: Joey Species: Kangaroo ![]() Age: 20 Orientation: Bi Location: Kentucky Likes: Being with friends, listening to music, watching movies and shows, reading, writing, making food then nom nom noming it :3, playing video games! Dislikes: Kentucky, almost all southern states, the fact the the southern stereotype is mostly true (I'm not a redneck though and I never wanna be x.x), being called Harry Potter while walking down the street (they're just rounded glasses darn it!), meanies and jerks T_T, and other stuff lol Thankies for reading! I hope we can all get along. |
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| Peter Griffin | Mar 14 2009, 04:09 PM Post #2 |
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Hi, welcome to our quirky corner of the internet. I think you'll fit in nicely! I just realized I have no idea what a coconut is, and I work in a produce department.O.o Edited by Peter Griffin, Mar 14 2009, 04:09 PM.
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| syko | Mar 14 2009, 05:13 PM Post #3 |
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Hiya Joey, glad to see you posted. ^.^ 'Tis a nice little summation, though it doesn't encapsulate you in the least. =P My favorite fruit is actually strawberries, but it wasn't there... so I just chose bananas, as they're versatile! ^.^ |
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| Peter Griffin | Mar 14 2009, 05:36 PM Post #4 |
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Booo...strawberries, are good, but grapes are far more sweet and delicious! Their like little candies! Red are the best.:) No, I take that back, Crimson grapes are the best. And I know what you're thinking that I eat grapes on the job, well....yah, you're mostly correct. |
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| syko | Mar 14 2009, 07:00 PM Post #5 |
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Don't get me wrong, I love grapes quite a bit, but I just prefer the taste of strawberries. They're so exotic, yet easy to eat! ^.^ |
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| Peter Griffin | Mar 14 2009, 08:50 PM Post #6 |
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Grapes are far easier, you can just pluck them off their little vines, with a strawberry you have to hold the stem, and either take a few small bites, or one large bite, while avoiding the stem part. Now long stem strawberries are nice and easy to eat as you can lean back and just dunk the strawberry in your mouth.... Are we spamming? O.o |
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| syko | Mar 14 2009, 09:53 PM Post #7 |
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Well most store-bought strawberries have the stem cut off, so they're just as easy to eat as grapes. =P I wouldn't consider this spamming... we're having an insightful conversation about fruit, a very important aspect of a balanced diet! =P |
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| Peter Griffin | Mar 14 2009, 10:38 PM Post #8 |
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Bah, grapes are a easy one bite gulp, strawberries require at least two bites! Either way easier to east then apples! Bah, why am I asking you I'm the admin of this site?!
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| syko | Mar 14 2009, 11:29 PM Post #9 |
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Hmm, but see I would argue that more bites is better. Ease of eating is secondary to taste, in my opinion, and strawberries are simply the best! Just look at pineapples; they're really annoying and difficult to prepare, but ultimately entirely worth it! And you're asking me because you respect my opinion when it comes to labeling spam. =P Sorry we've hijacked your thread, Joey! This happens a lot, though ~.^ |
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| Peter Griffin | Mar 15 2009, 09:34 AM Post #10 |
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Yes, very true, but with grapes you can just toss them in your mouth and have like 6, or even 10 at once! You can't do that with a strawberry! Pineapples, or maybe just ours, are wayy to overpowering, their good, but I just can't stand them...too too much.xD I suppose. And yes, we hijack threads, though only un-important not-so-serious threads. We know when it's okay and not okay to hijack threads.^^ If something semi-serious comes up we usually don't hijack it. Just look at our movie thread, and our Lost thread.^^ |
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| syko | Mar 15 2009, 06:11 PM Post #11 |
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Well I guess if the quantity you can fit in your mouth all at once is important to you, then sure, grapes trump strawberries. =P But then raisins are thusly better, and dates even more so! So far as Pineapples, they can certainly be powerful, but to me that's a good thing. After all, the pineapple is the sign of friendship! =P That's true, we are capable of maintaining a serious discussion. I would actually be inclined to argue that this fruit-based one is quite serious. ~.^ |
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| Peter Griffin | Mar 15 2009, 09:27 PM Post #12 |
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Bah, Rasins, while good, are dry, and don't have that crispness that a fresh grape has. In other news...where did Joey go?
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| syko | Mar 15 2009, 10:00 PM Post #13 |
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'Tis quite true! Grapes are certainly fresh and juicy. =P He's still around, just hasn't had time to come back on the forums. I'm sure he'll turn up and post a storm. ~.^ |
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| Peter Griffin | Mar 15 2009, 11:21 PM Post #14 |
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Well he better or I'll ban him!
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| Joey the Joey | Mar 15 2009, 11:58 PM Post #15 |
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You spam all you want, hun, and how about I change it so that strawberries are an option? I actually wrote that without know how much I can edit my posts, so lol, let's hope I didn't just promise something I can't provide xD |
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| syko | Mar 15 2009, 11:58 PM Post #16 |
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Teehee, well I don't care if strawberries aren't an option. I'm happy with any fruit, truly. =P
Edited by syko, Mar 15 2009, 11:59 PM.
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| Peter Griffin | Mar 16 2009, 12:40 AM Post #17 |
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xD Hell I can edit it if I want too... *special admin powers* |
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| syko | Mar 16 2009, 12:42 AM Post #18 |
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Darn Peter, you made me think you had. =P I did just notice by looking at it that Kiwi was an option, though. I've always loved Kiwis! |
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| Joey the Joey | Mar 16 2009, 01:58 AM Post #19 |
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I care if strawberries are an option : ) Whatever your favorite is, whatever you most enjoy... just name it and it will be there. *blush* I am unable to offer any less than the most I can offer : ) |
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| syko | Mar 16 2009, 02:03 AM Post #20 |
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But I like every fruit! You can't go wrong with something that sweet and juicy, regardless of its actual taste or appearance. ~.^ I think that, rather than worrying about the presence of strawberries, you should explore the rest of the forums; I think you'll find them a fun place to post! (At least I hope you will! =P) |
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| Peter Griffin | Mar 16 2009, 09:44 AM Post #21 |
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You know I've never had a Pomegranate...that is just one screwed up fruit!!
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| Joey the Joey | Mar 16 2009, 10:58 AM Post #22 |
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Don't you think for a moment that I won't explore the forums to their entirety, hun. *huggles tight* But touching on the fruit one last time; you'd even eat a lemon or a lime without the addition of anything else x3 Sowwy lol, that was uncalled for; the two strongest fruits alive and I throw 'em both at you xD (And to be honest Peter, I've only ever had Pomegranate flavored things; never the fruit itself.) |
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| syko | Mar 16 2009, 04:53 PM Post #23 |
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Haha, well I didn't mean I'd eat any fruit just by itself. There are those, mostly the acidic citrus ones, which are rather difficult to consume alone. =P So far as Pomegranates are concerned, I've also never actually eaten, - or even seen(?), - one! |
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| Peter Griffin | Mar 16 2009, 11:30 PM Post #24 |
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I'd eat a lemon by itself.......>_> There's this restaurant I frequent and I just squeeze the entire lemon into the water....x_X I love lemon!! Pomegrantes are ****ed up, they are red, and about the size of a softball, and when you cut one open you have all these weird red seeds that look like miniature marbles, and that's what you eat, about 70% of the fruit is not edible. Edited by Peter Griffin, Mar 16 2009, 11:30 PM.
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| syko | Mar 17 2009, 12:35 AM Post #25 |
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That sounds... almost Sci-Fi-esque in its grotesqueness! o.0 |
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