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To Hell And Back Again; Not directed by Peter Jackson!
Topic Started: Dec 21 2006, 11:18 PM (5,818 Views)
syko	Dec 23 2006, 12:56 AM Post #26
Self-Proclaimed Lord of Pointless Spamming Posts: 28,280 Group: Elite Member Member #3 Joined: February 4, 2005	You keep saying its futile, but I've been resisting from the start, and it hasn't been futile in the least!
	Two paths diverged in a wood, and I, blind to the choices presented, wandered into the middle.


Thorg Peter Griffin	Dec 23 2006, 11:29 PM Post #27
Member Posts: 77 Group: Admin Member #88 Joined: December 23, 2006	Time is long, resistence is futile, you will join soon.
	Our goal is to assimilate all to form a perfect posting technique. Spam shall be elimianted, and all shall post in perfection. We are the Thorg. Resistence is futile. Our posting superior to yours. Life as it as been is over. You now service us.


syko	Dec 24 2006, 12:15 AM Post #28
Self-Proclaimed Lord of Pointless Spamming Posts: 28,280 Group: Elite Member Member #3 Joined: February 4, 2005	I think you're confused!
	Two paths diverged in a wood, and I, blind to the choices presented, wandered into the middle.


Thorg Peter Griffin	Dec 24 2006, 11:40 PM Post #29
Member Posts: 77 Group: Admin Member #88 Joined: December 23, 2006	confusion is irrelevant, we do not get confused. Our goal is simple, there are no other choices, there isn't any negotiating. There is one goal, one path, and one solution. You will be assimilated. Resestience is futile.
	Our goal is to assimilate all to form a perfect posting technique. Spam shall be elimianted, and all shall post in perfection. We are the Thorg. Resistence is futile. Our posting superior to yours. Life as it as been is over. You now service us.


syko	Dec 25 2006, 12:00 AM Post #30
Self-Proclaimed Lord of Pointless Spamming Posts: 28,280 Group: Elite Member Member #3 Joined: February 4, 2005	Well you're obviously confused if you live only for such a pointless goal.
	Two paths diverged in a wood, and I, blind to the choices presented, wandered into the middle.


Chal'ox Kyntxissen	Dec 25 2006, 07:54 PM Post #31
Member Posts: 65 Group: Member Member #84 Joined: August 20, 2006	Come to think of it, most people's goals are pretty pointless.
	If everyone died, where would they go? Like, you know, to eat and stuff.


Chal'ox Kyntxissen	Dec 25 2006, 07:55 PM Post #32
Member Posts: 65 Group: Member Member #84 Joined: August 20, 2006	I mean, just look at this thread.
	If everyone died, where would they go? Like, you know, to eat and stuff.


syko	Dec 25 2006, 07:56 PM Post #33
Self-Proclaimed Lord of Pointless Spamming Posts: 28,280 Group: Elite Member Member #3 Joined: February 4, 2005	Yes, but theirs is even more pointless! I mean, most goals stem from a private, intrinsically motivating dream. All the Thorg have is a collective desire to make everyone as stupid as themselves!
	Two paths diverged in a wood, and I, blind to the choices presented, wandered into the middle.


Chal'ox Kyntxissen	Dec 25 2006, 07:59 PM Post #34
Member Posts: 65 Group: Member Member #84 Joined: August 20, 2006	It's all relative.
	If everyone died, where would they go? Like, you know, to eat and stuff.


Chal'ox Kyntxissen	Dec 25 2006, 07:59 PM Post #35
Member Posts: 65 Group: Member Member #84 Joined: August 20, 2006	Of course, everything is.
	If everyone died, where would they go? Like, you know, to eat and stuff.


syko	Dec 25 2006, 08:01 PM Post #36
Self-Proclaimed Lord of Pointless Spamming Posts: 28,280 Group: Elite Member Member #3 Joined: February 4, 2005	Relative indeed, but thats an obvious statement. It is relative to my opinion that the Thorg are a bunch of idiots, why do I have to explain myself?
	Two paths diverged in a wood, and I, blind to the choices presented, wandered into the middle.


Chal'ocks Kyntxisson	Dec 25 2006, 08:16 PM Post #37
ModCon Champion YMTC 2005 Posts: 6,142 Group: Elite Member Member #2 Joined: February 3, 2005	Let us change the subject. Worldwide Nuclear Ban Now Buy original 80s design re-issued on 100% organic cotton t-shirts www.katharinehamnett.com
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syko	Dec 25 2006, 08:32 PM Post #38
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	Two paths diverged in a wood, and I, blind to the choices presented, wandered into the middle.


Thorg Peter Griffin	Dec 25 2006, 10:04 PM Post #39
Member Posts: 77 Group: Admin Member #88 Joined: December 23, 2006	Spam levels have reached an all time high for thsi thread. Prepare for deletion, or closure. Leave now or you will be assimilated. Resistence is useless.
	Our goal is to assimilate all to form a perfect posting technique. Spam shall be elimianted, and all shall post in perfection. We are the Thorg. Resistence is futile. Our posting superior to yours. Life as it as been is over. You now service us.


syko	Dec 25 2006, 11:32 PM Post #40
Self-Proclaimed Lord of Pointless Spamming Posts: 28,280 Group: Elite Member Member #3 Joined: February 4, 2005	You monster!
	Two paths diverged in a wood, and I, blind to the choices presented, wandered into the middle.


Thorg Peter Griffin	Dec 25 2006, 11:38 PM Post #41
Member Posts: 77 Group: Admin Member #88 Joined: December 23, 2006	Extends hand. Resistence is useless. You will be assimililated.
	Our goal is to assimilate all to form a perfect posting technique. Spam shall be elimianted, and all shall post in perfection. We are the Thorg. Resistence is futile. Our posting superior to yours. Life as it as been is over. You now service us.


syko	Dec 25 2006, 11:40 PM Post #42
Self-Proclaimed Lord of Pointless Spamming Posts: 28,280 Group: Elite Member Member #3 Joined: February 4, 2005	What exactly are you going to do by touching me?
	Two paths diverged in a wood, and I, blind to the choices presented, wandered into the middle.


Thorg Peter Griffin	Dec 25 2006, 11:41 PM Post #43
Member Posts: 77 Group: Admin Member #88 Joined: December 23, 2006	Injection of tiny nanobots that change your molecular DNA, and allow you to be downloaded into our database, and controlled by a motherboard with more RAM then...well you know.
	Our goal is to assimilate all to form a perfect posting technique. Spam shall be elimianted, and all shall post in perfection. We are the Thorg. Resistence is futile. Our posting superior to yours. Life as it as been is over. You now service us.


syko	Dec 25 2006, 11:43 PM Post #44
Self-Proclaimed Lord of Pointless Spamming Posts: 28,280 Group: Elite Member Member #3 Joined: February 4, 2005	No, I don't, please... keep exlapining. Backs away slowly.
	Two paths diverged in a wood, and I, blind to the choices presented, wandered into the middle.


Thorg Peter Griffin	Dec 25 2006, 11:44 PM Post #45
Member Posts: 77 Group: Admin Member #88 Joined: December 23, 2006	There is nothing else to explain, that is all. You will be assimilated. Resistience is unwise.
	Our goal is to assimilate all to form a perfect posting technique. Spam shall be elimianted, and all shall post in perfection. We are the Thorg. Resistence is futile. Our posting superior to yours. Life as it as been is over. You now service us.


syko	Dec 25 2006, 11:46 PM Post #46
Self-Proclaimed Lord of Pointless Spamming Posts: 28,280 Group: Elite Member Member #3 Joined: February 4, 2005	Oh, its unwise now, huh?
	Two paths diverged in a wood, and I, blind to the choices presented, wandered into the middle.


Thorg Peter Griffin	Dec 25 2006, 11:48 PM Post #47
Member Posts: 77 Group: Admin Member #88 Joined: December 23, 2006	Yes, unwise.
	Our goal is to assimilate all to form a perfect posting technique. Spam shall be elimianted, and all shall post in perfection. We are the Thorg. Resistence is futile. Our posting superior to yours. Life as it as been is over. You now service us.


syko	Dec 25 2006, 11:51 PM Post #48
Self-Proclaimed Lord of Pointless Spamming Posts: 28,280 Group: Elite Member Member #3 Joined: February 4, 2005	Please, do explain.
	Two paths diverged in a wood, and I, blind to the choices presented, wandered into the middle.


Thorg Peter Griffin	Dec 25 2006, 11:52 PM Post #49
Member Posts: 77 Group: Admin Member #88 Joined: December 23, 2006	Resisting will most likely end in faliure.
	Our goal is to assimilate all to form a perfect posting technique. Spam shall be elimianted, and all shall post in perfection. We are the Thorg. Resistence is futile. Our posting superior to yours. Life as it as been is over. You now service us.


syko	Dec 25 2006, 11:56 PM Post #50
Self-Proclaimed Lord of Pointless Spamming Posts: 28,280 Group: Elite Member Member #3 Joined: February 4, 2005	So it is unwise how?
	Two paths diverged in a wood, and I, blind to the choices presented, wandered into the middle.


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