To Hell And Back Again

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To Hell And Back Again; Not directed by Peter Jackson!
Topic Started: Dec 21 2006, 11:18 PM (5,815 Views)
Chal'ocks Kyntxisson	Dec 21 2006, 11:18 PM Post #1
ModCon Champion YMTC 2005 Posts: 6,142 Group: Elite Member Member #2 Joined: February 3, 2005	HERE IS THE THREAD TO GO CRAZY 5,000 POSTS WE WILL NEVER MAKE IT WOOO
	"To be is to do" - Socrates "To do is to be" - Jean-Paul Satre "Do be do be do" - Frank Sinatra


Chal'ocks Kyntxisson	Dec 21 2006, 11:27 PM Post #2
ModCon Champion YMTC 2005 Posts: 6,142 Group: Elite Member Member #2 Joined: February 3, 2005	People should be posting here but people should be responding to my post in the 1,000 posts thread first because I think it's awesome mmmkay?
	"To be is to do" - Socrates "To do is to be" - Jean-Paul Satre "Do be do be do" - Frank Sinatra


syko	Dec 21 2006, 11:28 PM Post #3
Self-Proclaimed Lord of Pointless Spamming Posts: 28,280 Group: Elite Member Member #3 Joined: February 4, 2005	Mmmkay! I think it is entirely beneficial to this thread that it is not directed by Peter Jackson!
	Two paths diverged in a wood, and I, blind to the choices presented, wandered into the middle.


Chal'ocks Kyntxisson	Dec 21 2006, 11:29 PM Post #4
ModCon Champion YMTC 2005 Posts: 6,142 Group: Elite Member Member #2 Joined: February 3, 2005	I submit that it's entirely debateable!
	"To be is to do" - Socrates "To do is to be" - Jean-Paul Satre "Do be do be do" - Frank Sinatra


syko	Dec 21 2006, 11:31 PM Post #5
Self-Proclaimed Lord of Pointless Spamming Posts: 28,280 Group: Elite Member Member #3 Joined: February 4, 2005	Well I can only see positive: 1.) It won't be three hours or longer. 2.) It won't have a plot, which is perfect! 3.) There won't be FAR TOO MANY characters, which is good, because we all remember the MuP incident of '05!* 4.) We won't get sued! *Potentially made-up.
	Two paths diverged in a wood, and I, blind to the choices presented, wandered into the middle.


Chal'ocks Kyntxisson	Dec 21 2006, 11:33 PM Post #6
ModCon Champion YMTC 2005 Posts: 6,142 Group: Elite Member Member #2 Joined: February 3, 2005	Ah, but I rebut! 1) It actually probably will be longer than three hours! 2) Who said Peter Jackson movies have plots? 3) Another* MuP incident is possible, even likely! 4) We could actually get sued if we broke the law! *Potentially "the first"
	"To be is to do" - Socrates "To do is to be" - Jean-Paul Satre "Do be do be do" - Frank Sinatra


syko	Dec 21 2006, 11:38 PM Post #7
Self-Proclaimed Lord of Pointless Spamming Posts: 28,280 Group: Elite Member Member #3 Joined: February 4, 2005	Your rebuttle shall be countered.... Now!: 1.) Well yes, but only in a spastic sense! If we really sit here for three hours straight, I'll end up in a straight-jacket! 2.) Well they have plots, though I made no remarks on their complexity, simply the fact that they did! But we better watch out, we're quickly on our way to establishing one! 3.) OH NOES!* 4.) But nobody is breaking the law! Now take your drugs and post some more! * It felt wrong not to continue this.
	Two paths diverged in a wood, and I, blind to the choices presented, wandered into the middle.


Chal'ocks Kyntxisson	Dec 21 2006, 11:41 PM Post #8
ModCon Champion YMTC 2005 Posts: 6,142 Group: Elite Member Member #2 Joined: February 3, 2005	Ah, contraire! 1) Peter Jackson's films do not have to be viewed as an instance either! You can watch an hour a day! Your argument takes advantage of a definitional fallacy that doesn't even exist! 2) Plot rhymes with "pot" hahahahaha 3) OH YESES!* 4) We're breaking God's law right now! *Rhymes with "septuagenarian"
	"To be is to do" - Socrates "To do is to be" - Jean-Paul Satre "Do be do be do" - Frank Sinatra


syko	Dec 21 2006, 11:45 PM Post #9
Self-Proclaimed Lord of Pointless Spamming Posts: 28,280 Group: Elite Member Member #3 Joined: February 4, 2005	Touche'! 1.) True, but films are created with the intention of being viewed as a collective whole, for their plot** is more readily discernable all at once, whereas a thread such as this is not defined in any way to be created or viewed at once! 2.) And Pot rhymes with "spot" teehee. 3.) OH MAYBEES* 4.) Bah, God's law sucks! I can contradict myself all I want! * Rhymes with "Whaaaaaa!?!?!? " ** Oh no, I'm bleeding points together!
	Two paths diverged in a wood, and I, blind to the choices presented, wandered into the middle.


Chal'ocks Kyntxisson	Dec 21 2006, 11:48 PM Post #10
ModCon Champion YMTC 2005 Posts: 6,142 Group: Elite Member Member #2 Joined: February 3, 2005	A hit, a very palpable hit, I say! 1) I am pretty sure the purpose of message boards like this is for people to study and analyze the resultant thread as a whole. Make that EXTREMELY sure. 2) heheeeehheeeheehehehahahoohohohahahahaaaaaheee helpIcan'thahhabreatheit'shajusthahahasofunnyheeheheehehehee 3) O RLY?* 4) O RLY?* *Rhymes with point-bleed!
	"To be is to do" - Socrates "To do is to be" - Jean-Paul Satre "Do be do be do" - Frank Sinatra


syko	Dec 21 2006, 11:53 PM Post #11
Self-Proclaimed Lord of Pointless Spamming Posts: 28,280 Group: Elite Member Member #3 Joined: February 4, 2005	Quite a wonderful maneuver! 1.) Perhaps, but that is not the only reason, nor is it the primary one! Message boards are clearly an on-going study by extra-terrestrials to examine human interaction, and are thus not viewed as a collective unless in history lessons, but rather on a post-after-post basis! 2.) Inability to breath or cease laughing, it seems like you've contracted the laughing flu! Don't worry, its very deadly! 3.) YA RLY* 4.) No, I was actually lying. * Rhymes with owl in a towl.
	Two paths diverged in a wood, and I, blind to the choices presented, wandered into the middle.


Peter Griffin	Dec 22 2006, 12:50 AM Post #12
Administrator of the Year: 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009 Posts: 23,617 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: February 3, 2005	1) You guys suck at spamming
	Deep Thoughts By Peter Griffin What the heck is a turtle dove? Obama '08


Peter Griffin	Dec 22 2006, 12:51 AM Post #13
Administrator of the Year: 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009 Posts: 23,617 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: February 3, 2005	2) The MuP incident of 'O5 was one of the most hilarous incidents of my life.
	Deep Thoughts By Peter Griffin What the heck is a turtle dove? Obama '08


Peter Griffin	Dec 22 2006, 12:51 AM Post #14
Administrator of the Year: 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009 Posts: 23,617 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: February 3, 2005	3) I say we shall start a new one! maybe with teh same MuPs
	Deep Thoughts By Peter Griffin What the heck is a turtle dove? Obama '08


Peter Griffin	Dec 22 2006, 12:51 AM Post #15
Administrator of the Year: 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009 Posts: 23,617 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: February 3, 2005	4) or perhaps not.
	Deep Thoughts By Peter Griffin What the heck is a turtle dove? Obama '08


syko	Dec 22 2006, 03:34 AM Post #16
Self-Proclaimed Lord of Pointless Spamming Posts: 28,280 Group: Elite Member Member #3 Joined: February 4, 2005	Way to ruin our List O' Awesomeness! I saw great things for it!
	Two paths diverged in a wood, and I, blind to the choices presented, wandered into the middle.


Chal'ocks Kyntxisson	Dec 22 2006, 09:18 PM Post #17
ModCon Champion YMTC 2005 Posts: 6,142 Group: Elite Member Member #2 Joined: February 3, 2005	I didn't.
	"To be is to do" - Socrates "To do is to be" - Jean-Paul Satre "Do be do be do" - Frank Sinatra


Chal'ocks Kyntxisson	Dec 22 2006, 09:19 PM Post #18
ModCon Champion YMTC 2005 Posts: 6,142 Group: Elite Member Member #2 Joined: February 3, 2005	I mean, it was fun and all, but this thread is supposed to be for mindless spamming. Put your intellectual jokes in another thread people! Jeez!
	"To be is to do" - Socrates "To do is to be" - Jean-Paul Satre "Do be do be do" - Frank Sinatra


syko	Dec 22 2006, 09:27 PM Post #19
Self-Proclaimed Lord of Pointless Spamming Posts: 28,280 Group: Elite Member Member #3 Joined: February 4, 2005	Sigh, if that is what you want, I'll toggle myself into spamming mode. Flails his arms wildly behind his head. ...This is embarassing, but I can't seem to be able to flip the switch... Could you help me out?
	Two paths diverged in a wood, and I, blind to the choices presented, wandered into the middle.


Peter Griffin	Dec 22 2006, 11:19 PM Post #20
Administrator of the Year: 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009 Posts: 23,617 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: February 3, 2005	Go screw yourself syko, that'll help. NOW GO! BEFORE I CALL SECURITY!
	Deep Thoughts By Peter Griffin What the heck is a turtle dove? Obama '08


Thorg	Dec 22 2006, 11:29 PM Post #21
Poster Posts: 20 Group: Member Member #85 Joined: December 22, 2006	Violence is irrelevant. Your thread will be assimilated. Reistence is futile.
	We are the Thorg. Your threads and boards will be assimilated. Resistence is futile. ((Feel free to create your own Thorg drones!)))


syko	Dec 22 2006, 11:53 PM Post #22
Self-Proclaimed Lord of Pointless Spamming Posts: 28,280 Group: Elite Member Member #3 Joined: February 4, 2005	This won't happen often, but I agree with Thorg! Violence is irrelevant, so you go screw yourself!
	Two paths diverged in a wood, and I, blind to the choices presented, wandered into the middle.


Peter Griffin	Dec 23 2006, 12:28 AM Post #23
Administrator of the Year: 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009 Posts: 23,617 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: February 3, 2005	That was a random and unsuspected turn of events...loathes and cries. I won't but I'll elave thank you very much.
	Deep Thoughts By Peter Griffin What the heck is a turtle dove? Obama '08


syko	Dec 23 2006, 12:48 AM Post #24
Self-Proclaimed Lord of Pointless Spamming Posts: 28,280 Group: Elite Member Member #3 Joined: February 4, 2005	Good, because it would awkward if that occurred in any other way... Now, back to hating the Thorg menace!
	Two paths diverged in a wood, and I, blind to the choices presented, wandered into the middle.


Thorg Peter Griffin	Dec 23 2006, 12:49 AM Post #25
Member Posts: 77 Group: Admin Member #88 Joined: December 23, 2006	Resistence is futile. Prepare to be assimilated.
	Our goal is to assimilate all to form a perfect posting technique. Spam shall be elimianted, and all shall post in perfection. We are the Thorg. Resistence is futile. Our posting superior to yours. Life as it as been is over. You now service us.


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