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| BILLY MAYS HERE | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Jun 12 2009, 08:28 PM (209 Views) | |
| NERVE | Jun 12 2009, 08:28 PM Post #1 |
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HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH KABOOM. DO YOU HAVE LOTS OF DIRTY SHIT IN YOUR HOUSE THAT NEEDS TO BE FUCKING CLEANED UP? THEN BUY SOME OF THIS GODDAMN KABOOM. THIS SHIT COULD CLEAN THE WARTS OFF YOUR SISTER'S VAGINA. YOU CAN PUT SOME KABOOM ON YOUR DICK, AND IT'LL GROW 3 INCHES. THATS RIGHT. FUCK. IN A FEW MINUTES, THERE WILL BE A GODDAMN NUMBER ON YOUR SCREEN. CALL THAT SHIT AND BUY SIX JUGS OF THIS FUCKING KABOOM AND WE'LL THROW IN A SAMURAI SHARK AND SOME GODDAMN ZORBEEZ. WHAT ARE ZORBEEZ? YOU BEST BE JOKING OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG. THOSE FUCKING TOWELS CAN SOAK UP LIKE A GALLON APIECE. YOU'LL PROBABLY NEED THEM AFTER YOU SHARPEN YOUR FUCKING SCISSORS WITH THE SAMURAI SHARK. BECAUSE YOU'LL SIMULTANEOUSLY SHIT, PISS, AND EJACULATE IN YOUR PANTS. HOW DO YOU PISS AND EJACULATE AT THE SAME TIME? FUCK YOU THAT'S HOW. CALL ME NOW AND I'LL STOP YELLING. NEVERMIND I CAN'T, SO FUCK YOU. I'M GONNA GO JACK OFF WITH SOME ORANGE-GLO SO PEACE OUT NIGGERS. CALL 1-800-781-7529. TELL 'EM BILLY SENT YOU YOU GODDAMN CUNTFLAPS. FUCK. make your own. |
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| Niko Jims | Jun 13 2009, 01:36 AM Post #2 |
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XD Nice. But Joe, try not to be racist on the site. XBL Party is fine though. lol |
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| kirant | Jul 3 2009, 02:23 AM Post #3 |
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| Niko Jims | Nov 15 2009, 02:41 AM Post #4 |
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Closing this in respect of Billy Mays. ~Locked |
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