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Another Funny Story
Topic Started: July 22, 2008, 3:04 pm (168 Views)
John Raymond July 22, 2008, 3:04 pm Post #1
Chief Security/Tacitcal Officer - USS Naphalai
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 Something happened today that I just have to share. I'm sorry if you don't like this story, but it made me laugh really hard.

My brother Mark is an idiot. He is always getting himself in to bad situations or he says something that is completely dumb. We have this family friend, she's a springy little 16 year old girl that never grew up. She's spontaneous, crazy, and loves to be babied. She stands five feet tall and weighs about 90 pounds.

She is also a champion kick boxer with the highest possible rank in a martial art known as Pankration.

Pankrations big kick is the Gastrizein which is a straight kick with the bottom of the foot.

Mark taunted her and put a bet that she couldn't kick him in the head.

His nose is broken.
Lieutenant John Raymond
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USS Naphalai
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Kal July 27, 2008, 9:44 am Post #2
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 Your brother should be a Darwin Award candidate. xD
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