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Oi, Mr Shorts
Topic Started: 20th August 2009 - 04:36 PM (372 Views)
Jonno	31st August 2009 - 09:33 PM Post #31
Most Loves himself yet people want to be like him... 2005 Posts: 18,505 Group: Members Member #233 Joined: 12 February 2004	Ray Hankin's shorts 31st August 2009 - 09:31 PM I'm sure your lass will be thrilled to know you've shared that with everyone fella..... Just been to a friends for the Bank Holiday Monday - the blokes escaped to the garden for beers while the women chatted about stitches and tiredness. It'd be nice to go somewhere that the main topic wasn't bleeding babies! Isn't it just like a radiator?



Ray Hankin's shorts	31st August 2009 - 09:35 PM Post #32
Acts of random kindness to donkeys Posts: 7,455 Group: Members Member #258 Joined: 18 February 2004	Jonno 31st August 2009 - 09:33 PM Ray Hankin's shorts 31st August 2009 - 09:31 PM I'm sure your lass will be thrilled to know you've shared that with everyone fella..... Just been to a friends for the Bank Holiday Monday - the blokes escaped to the garden for beers while the women chatted about stitches and tiredness. It'd be nice to go somewhere that the main topic wasn't bleeding babies! Isn't it just like a radiator? Possibly. Although I think bleeding a radiator is more useful.



garlic bread	16th October 2009 - 07:24 PM Post #33
SHIRT LIFTER!!!!!!!!!! Posts: 2,915 Group: Members Member #60 Joined: 23 November 2003	just a quick update. had a scan today and my belly is bigger than when we started, but then they put kay on lol baby is breech, so we have another scan next friday, if it hasnt moved into position, they will try move the baby w/c 26th oct, if no luck then she will have a c-section on week 39 the 2nd Nov....... shorts - have they explained skin to skin.........aaarrrgghhh



Ray Hankin's shorts	27th October 2009 - 10:37 AM Post #34
Acts of random kindness to donkeys Posts: 7,455 Group: Members Member #258 Joined: 18 February 2004	garlic bread 16th October 2009 - 07:24 PM just a quick update. had a scan today and my belly is bigger than when we started, but then they put kay on lol baby is breech, so we have another scan next friday, if it hasnt moved into position, they will try move the baby w/c 26th oct, if no luck then she will have a c-section on week 39 the 2nd Nov....... shorts - have they explained skin to skin.........aaarrrgghhh Skin to skin sounds lovely although I do have a worry about the bubba getting a fur ball from me..... We took delivery of a TENS machine the other day. Supposedly a way of easing pain from contractions by giving mild electric shocks along the spine! Nice. That's Clare's spine not mine just in case you were wondering... I've also been told I can't drink until after the birth just in case there's a sudden development. I'm making up for this by eating even more than usual - man cannot live by bread alone tha' knows.



Rich	27th October 2009 - 10:53 AM Post #35
Technically backward twat. Posts: 13,288 Group: Moderator Member #49 Joined: 23 November 2003	Ray Hankin's shorts 27th October 2009 - 10:37 AM garlic bread 16th October 2009 - 07:24 PM just a quick update. had a scan today and my belly is bigger than when we started, but then they put kay on lol baby is breech, so we have another scan next friday, if it hasnt moved into position, they will try move the baby w/c 26th oct, if no luck then she will have a c-section on week 39 the 2nd Nov....... shorts - have they explained skin to skin.........aaarrrgghhh Skin to skin sounds lovely although I do have a worry about the bubba getting a fur ball from me..... We took delivery of a TENS machine the other day. Supposedly a way of easing pain from contractions by giving mild electric shocks along the spine! Nice. That's Clare's spine not mine just in case you were wondering... I've also been told I can't drink until after the birth just in case there's a sudden development. I'm making up for this by eating even more than usual - man cannot live by bread alone tha' knows. I once used a TENS machine on my slipped disc and it was ok but I doubt even being connected to the national grid would ease the pain of childbirth Bruv!



Ray Hankin's shorts	27th October 2009 - 10:58 AM Post #36
Acts of random kindness to donkeys Posts: 7,455 Group: Members Member #258 Joined: 18 February 2004	Rich 27th October 2009 - 10:53 AM Ray Hankin's shorts 27th October 2009 - 10:37 AM garlic bread 16th October 2009 - 07:24 PM just a quick update. had a scan today and my belly is bigger than when we started, but then they put kay on lol baby is breech, so we have another scan next friday, if it hasnt moved into position, they will try move the baby w/c 26th oct, if no luck then she will have a c-section on week 39 the 2nd Nov....... shorts - have they explained skin to skin.........aaarrrgghhh Skin to skin sounds lovely although I do have a worry about the bubba getting a fur ball from me..... We took delivery of a TENS machine the other day. Supposedly a way of easing pain from contractions by giving mild electric shocks along the spine! Nice. That's Clare's spine not mine just in case you were wondering... I've also been told I can't drink until after the birth just in case there's a sudden development. I'm making up for this by eating even more than usual - man cannot live by bread alone tha' knows. I once used a TENS machine on my slipped disc and it was ok but I doubt even being connected to the national grid would ease the pain of childbirth Bruv! I shouldn't say this but I know I can trust you to keep it between you and me Bruv :elite: The first thing I did when I got home was strap it up to my balls and give them a bit of juice. Gave me instant relief if you know what I mean and I probably didn't even need the prostate tickling Vosene bottle (although that admittedly did heighten the sensation.....)



Dee	27th October 2009 - 11:02 AM Post #37
really very nice person Posts: 30,292 Group: Members Member #176 Joined: 25 January 2004	Ray Hankin's shorts 27th October 2009 - 10:58 AM Rich 27th October 2009 - 10:53 AM Ray Hankin's shorts 27th October 2009 - 10:37 AM garlic bread 16th October 2009 - 07:24 PM just a quick update. had a scan today and my belly is bigger than when we started, but then they put kay on lol baby is breech, so we have another scan next friday, if it hasnt moved into position, they will try move the baby w/c 26th oct, if no luck then she will have a c-section on week 39 the 2nd Nov....... shorts - have they explained skin to skin.........aaarrrgghhh Skin to skin sounds lovely although I do have a worry about the bubba getting a fur ball from me..... We took delivery of a TENS machine the other day. Supposedly a way of easing pain from contractions by giving mild electric shocks along the spine! Nice. That's Clare's spine not mine just in case you were wondering... I've also been told I can't drink until after the birth just in case there's a sudden development. I'm making up for this by eating even more than usual - man cannot live by bread alone tha' knows. I once used a TENS machine on my slipped disc and it was ok but I doubt even being connected to the national grid would ease the pain of childbirth Bruv! I shouldn't say this but I know I can trust you to keep it between you and me Bruv :elite: The first thing I did when I got home was strap it up to my balls and give them a bit of juice. Gave me instant relief if you know what I mean and I probably didn't even need the prostate tickling Vosene bottle (although that admittedly did heighten the sensation.....) ...and no doubt cleared up the dandruff!!!



Lee D'su	27th October 2009 - 12:14 PM Post #38
Funniest Poster and Getter of tickets Posts: 29,473 Group: Admin Member #443 Joined: 14 June 2004	Dee 27th October 2009 - 11:02 AM Ray Hankin's shorts 27th October 2009 - 10:58 AM Rich 27th October 2009 - 10:53 AM Ray Hankin's shorts 27th October 2009 - 10:37 AM garlic bread 16th October 2009 - 07:24 PM just a quick update. had a scan today and my belly is bigger than when we started, but then they put kay on lol baby is breech, so we have another scan next friday, if it hasnt moved into position, they will try move the baby w/c 26th oct, if no luck then she will have a c-section on week 39 the 2nd Nov....... shorts - have they explained skin to skin.........aaarrrgghhh Skin to skin sounds lovely although I do have a worry about the bubba getting a fur ball from me..... We took delivery of a TENS machine the other day. Supposedly a way of easing pain from contractions by giving mild electric shocks along the spine! Nice. That's Clare's spine not mine just in case you were wondering... I've also been told I can't drink until after the birth just in case there's a sudden development. I'm making up for this by eating even more than usual - man cannot live by bread alone tha' knows. I once used a TENS machine on my slipped disc and it was ok but I doubt even being connected to the national grid would ease the pain of childbirth Bruv! I shouldn't say this but I know I can trust you to keep it between you and me Bruv :elite: The first thing I did when I got home was strap it up to my balls and give them a bit of juice. Gave me instant relief if you know what I mean and I probably didn't even need the prostate tickling Vosene bottle (although that admittedly did heighten the sensation.....) ...and no doubt cleared up the dandruff!!! IMAGE OVERLOAD< IMAGE OVERLOAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Wickywhite	27th October 2009 - 05:15 PM Post #39
best all-rounder Posts: 14,962 Group: Moderator Member #10 Joined: 23 November 2003	Shorts, my sis has used a TENS machine for both of her deliveries and then a birthing pool for later. It worked for her. Personally I go for the gas and air and gravity method. Good luck to the new rebel daddies and more importantly, their ladies. I wish you all well.



Ray Hankin's shorts	27th October 2009 - 05:19 PM Post #40
Acts of random kindness to donkeys Posts: 7,455 Group: Members Member #258 Joined: 18 February 2004	Wickywhite 27th October 2009 - 05:15 PM Shorts, my sis has used a TENS machine for both of her deliveries and then a birthing pool for later. It worked for her. Personally I go for the gas and air and gravity method. Good luck to the new rebel daddies and more importantly, their ladies. I wish you all well. Cheers Wicky. Clare reckons TENS machine initially whilst at home, then with gas and air once in the hospital. She's adamant that she doesn't want to give birth laying down on her back so I suspect that's the gravity thing??? Cheers x



Kev Walker	27th October 2009 - 05:25 PM Post #41
Services to LUFC for putting up with a scouser!!! Posts: 13,130 Group: Members Member #18 Joined: 23 November 2003	Ray Hankin's shorts 27th October 2009 - 05:19 PM She's adamant that she doesn't want to give birth laying down on her back so I suspect that's the gravity thing??? Why am I getting visions of bunjee jumping?



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