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| Spoon Boots | 20th July 2009 - 01:38 PM Post #1 |
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Least like you expect... 2005 !!!!!!!!!
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Some really make me chuckle - a friend who is errr large boned once put. I am on two diets becuase when i finish the first I am still hungry .... :) Made me chuckle that. Any favourites from anyone else. Kindest regards, Mark |
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| garlic bread | 20th July 2009 - 05:35 PM Post #2 |
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SHIRT LIFTER!!!!!!!!!!
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wet dreams.........discuss |
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| spud | 21st July 2009 - 11:56 AM Post #3 |
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I don't believe in condoms. I mean; they always seem to break... and your stomach just cannot cope with 1lb of heroin. |
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| Matt | 21st July 2009 - 02:24 PM Post #4 |
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Dee's a liar....
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Just after Micheal Jackson died. Wanted: Middle aged singer/dancer for big events. Available between July and January. It don't matter if you're Black or White. |
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| spud | 21st July 2009 - 07:48 PM Post #5 |
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Hahaha... that's just reminded me of one I saw (and stole)... In a dimly lit car park behind the LA Medical Center, a non-descript middle aged black man wipes something from his face and smiling slips away into the shaddows. Boom-baby. Edited by spud, 21st July 2009 - 07:48 PM.
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| Matt | 21st July 2009 - 07:51 PM Post #6 |
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Dee's a liar....
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.....got confused about London pride yesterday and set a family of lions loose..........so tragic pink cowboy hats and severed limbs everywhere. |
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| Wickywhite | 22nd July 2009 - 11:34 AM Post #7 |
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best all-rounder
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Mal's status usually cracks me up. Please don't ask me to recall any of them as my brain might go into meltdown. |
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| Spoon Boots | 22nd July 2009 - 06:45 PM Post #8 |
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Least like you expect... 2005 !!!!!!!!!
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Little miss muffet sat on a tuffet her knickers all tattered and torn it wasn't the spider that sat down beside her but liitle boy blue with his horn |
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| 305miles2EllandRd | 22nd July 2009 - 07:28 PM Post #9 |
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My mate Pauls is currently - Paul hears that Apple Computers announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants. The iBreast will cost £499 to £599. This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them. |
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| garlic bread | 23rd July 2009 - 09:45 AM Post #10 |
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SHIRT LIFTER!!!!!!!!!!
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305 - i am defo using that one....class |
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| Kev Walker | 23rd July 2009 - 04:08 PM Post #11 |
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Services to LUFC for putting up with a scouser!!!
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Lyrics nicked from Big 10 by Judge Dread |
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| coastalwhite | 26th July 2009 - 07:24 PM Post #12 |
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Jacko had a stroke in the childrens ward before he died... :rollingaboutlaffing: |
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