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Topic Started: 20th July 2009 - 01:38 PM (724 Views)
Spoon Boots
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Least like you expect... 2005 !!!!!!!!!
Some really make me chuckle - a friend who is errr large boned once put.

I am on two diets becuase when i finish the first I am still hungry .... :)

Made me chuckle that.

Any favourites from anyone else.

Kindest regards,

Mark
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garlic bread
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SHIRT LIFTER!!!!!!!!!!
wet dreams.........discuss
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spud
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I don't believe in condoms. I mean; they always seem to break... and your stomach just cannot cope with 1lb of heroin.
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Matt
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Dee's a liar....
Just after Micheal Jackson died.

Wanted: Middle aged singer/dancer for big events. Available between July and January. It don't matter if you're Black or White.
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spud
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Hahaha... that's just reminded me of one I saw (and stole)...

In a dimly lit car park behind the LA Medical Center, a non-descript middle aged black man wipes something from his face and smiling slips away into the shaddows. Boom-baby.
Edited by spud, 21st July 2009 - 07:48 PM.
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Matt
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Dee's a liar....
.....got confused about London pride yesterday and set a family of lions loose..........so tragic pink cowboy hats and severed limbs everywhere.
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Wickywhite
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Mal's status usually cracks me up. Please don't ask me to recall any of them as my brain might go into meltdown.
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Spoon Boots
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Least like you expect... 2005 !!!!!!!!!
Little miss muffet sat on a tuffet her knickers all tattered and torn it wasn't the spider that sat down beside her but liitle boy blue with his horn
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305miles2EllandRd
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My mate Pauls is currently - Paul hears that Apple Computers announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants. The iBreast will cost £499 to £599. This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
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garlic bread
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SHIRT LIFTER!!!!!!!!!!
305 - i am defo using that one....class
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Kev Walker
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Services to LUFC for putting up with a scouser!!!
Spoon Boots
22nd July 2009 - 06:45 PM
Little miss muffet sat on a tuffet her knickers all tattered and torn it wasn't the spider that sat down beside her but liitle boy blue with his horn
Lyrics nicked from Big 10 by Judge Dread
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Jacko had a stroke in the childrens ward before he died... :rollingaboutlaffing:
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