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Lee D'su; Asked by Spoony.
Topic Started: 19th August 2008 - 07:59 PM (469 Views)
Lee D'su
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Firstly can I apologise about the wait. Being homeless, moving business premises, and such things has meant I neglected my duty to answer the questions set for me some months ago. I will get this section back as it was and will be doing some questions for our new victim this weekend.


1. Should Wales have total governmental independence from Cardiff J sorry the rest of the British Isles ?

I am not clever enough to know if it would work. I do know under the Welsh assembly we are getting a better deal than we would if run directly by London. Free prescriptions, the scrapping of parking fees at hospitals, the appointment of a childrens minister....... all ideas that the Welsh have done and the English would love to follow, or have followed years later. There is, however, a big debate on how all the money is spent down south Wales (suprise suprise) at the moment. I don't get wound up over much, but being called a third world country by people who can't write in English on WACCOE does annoy me. I am not anti English, but there are plenty here who are. You've had our coal, steel and water, and ripped off the people of Wales to get it, so it also annoys me that people say we couldn't survive on our own. You've said that about every country who left the Empire, and then they go on to resent England for ever after. I only have to point you in the direction of the Gurrkaks for you to see the attitude you portray.

2. When were you the most scared ?

I thought it would be at the birth of the children, but the midwives at both were brilliant and therefore was more aprehensive than anything else.

Wierd things scare me. Being claustphobic means I do go into panic mode rather than being scared. But being in crushes really does scare me and I've waited ages to get out of a ground rather than being caught in crush. I've also been scared at a few games when I've thought I'm going to get a good hiding here (mainly abroad where you think about the lack of hooligans etiquitte (!!) and the frequent use of knives). I am also concerned about my own death.

3. What is your preference Jockey shorts, boxers, thong, y-fronts or commando and why ?

Boxers. The shape of my body.

4. What thing do you most like and dislike about your partner ?

Looks, personality, intelligence, intergrity, and easy going nature. I admire the fact that WW can spot that in me. Apart from the obvious it's the amount of care and effort she puts into the family. Always clearing up after the 5 of us (I thought I was untidy until I met WWjr 1 and 2). I do try and help around the house but being a mothers boy have always been spoilt. I did make her a cup of tea when Archie was born (but it went cold before she drank it). I'm good at putting the kettle on and putting the tea bags in the cup. The only annoyance I can think of is her ability to shut everything off and not listen to you when you talk, she does it to us all, and I can talk bollocks to her and she will go "umm" "yeah" "ok" at various times whilst not listening to a thing you've said.

5. Where would you rank Leeds against other clubs in terms of the elusive category of “how big” we are … could we have your list from 1 downwards until Leeds appears.

I never know how to rate clubs, is it in size, or success, or crowd size or a mixture of the lot. Doesn't really bother me what other people think about Leeds.

6. What is the biggest difference in the world since you were a nipper ?

Wagon wheels have got smaller. And we could go on adventures without of parents worrying. We used to have some caves near us which were part of a brick works. We used to get a bottle of water (a corona bottle with tap water in) and walk to these caves and go into the caves. There is no way any parent would allow their kids to go on such an adventure now without an adult.



7. Will you marry me ?

RHS and GB have asked before you, it was something to do with not having split my foreskin in my youth.

8. What would you pick … holiday of a lifetime (if selected destination and why), your favourite car, £50k or a date with Sean Gregan ?

I'd love to do more travelling, and I'm sure I will as soon as we get this business sorted. Not really bothered about a car, the one I've got will do me and it's economical. I unlike yourself do not have a thing about Sean Gregan, so give me the money. I'd then get this house sorted (decorated thoughout) and get lots of gadgets.

9. When will you stop watching Leeds games ?

Funny enough I have thought about it in the last few seasons. Could I do it, I don't know. I tend to use Leeds games more for socialising nowadays. I've got mates all over the country who I've met at Leeds games, and now through this Message Board.

10. Did you have any Gay moments when with Shorts and GB on the pre season to Germany …. What happened ?

What goes on tour stays on tour was what that pair told me to say, before undoing the ropes, and taking out the gag.
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Fitz
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About time, but worth the wait. Glad to see this one back on track, definitely my favourite part of the MB. No Banjo strings, but at least a ball gag got a mention.....SOME good questions by Spoony the Loon, and good answers. NEXT!!!!!!!
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cough pushme cough
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Well done lads, good read, glad to have AMAQ back.
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It's only a case of 'when' and not 'if' you snap your banjo string you know.
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garlic bread
Aug 20 2008, 02:59 PM
cough pushme cough

I still sing that to myself now and again, still makes me smile.

ps. Eat shit.
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Rich
Aug 20 2008, 03:44 PM
It's only a case of 'when' and not 'if' you snap your banjo string you know.

Well theres something else to worry about now, but I suppose it stops me worrying about my death. "Colin, you have 2 days to live" "Fuck off, my banjo has got all it's strings"
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Lee D'su
Aug 20 2008, 11:59 PM
Well theres something else to worry about now, but I suppose it stops me worrying about my death. "Colin, you have 2 days to live" "Fuck off, my banjo has got all it's strings"

Twang!

You were saying?
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Lee D'su
Aug 20 2008, 11:57 PM
I still sing that to myself now and again, still makes me smile.

ps. Eat shit.

"It was the greatest experience of my life".........

"3 kebabs, no make it 6, and wrap 3 of 'em up"..........

One goal in three games and I was having a slash when it went in - typical
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good answer d'su

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