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Jermaine Beckfords Rebel Blog
Topic Started: 22nd July 2008 - 10:08 AM (1,457 Views)
Jermaine Beckford
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So, I has finally got me hat for Leeeeedz, innit.

Wot a great game by me, eh? I was well on fire, well, not litrally like, but yous all knows wot I am meanin' right? Man, Chester suck, now I knows wot yous supporterz is always on about innit. They were so baaaad dey even had a Butler playin' for 'em, not that yous can really call dat playin' aiiight!

Gotta mention Snotgrass and Rob Insun, I fort dey wos a bit greedy by not passin' da ball to me for me t get two hats but I suppose dey played well too. Iz is jus me or has dat Snotgrass got birdshit on is 'ead?

Well, we is playing Old Ham on Saturday and I am plannin on gettin' a few more goals so make sure you is there to watch, right?

Peace an luv to me bruv'z and sistas of Rebel-land innit.

JB x
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onloantodiv1
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well played jermaine, still cant get over his third goal
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onloantodiv1
Aug 13 2008, 02:50 PM
well played jermaine, still cant get over his third goal

brilliant goal.....

tho if he tries to do that when we're 0-0 with oldham on saturday i'll be a little less pleased.

becchio was in acres when he belted that one in.....damn good job he scored.
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aberdeenwhite
Aug 13 2008, 02:20 PM
brilliant goal.....

tho if he tries to do that when we're 0-0 with oldham on saturday i'll be a little less pleased.


unless it goes in
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onloantodiv1
Aug 13 2008, 03:58 PM
aberdeenwhite
Aug 13 2008, 02:20 PM
brilliant goal.....

tho if he tries to do that when we're 0-0 with oldham on saturday i'll be a little less pleased.


unless it goes in

if that shot goes in one out of fifty times its unusual.

if beckford looks up and passes to becchio it (should) go in 40 times out of fifty. its not rocket science.

granted jermaine took his goal very very well and to seal your first hattrick with something like that is awesome.

however, we were 4-1 up at the time playing against pish poor opposition. like i said when we're 0-0 in the 85th minute on saturday i'd much rather see him square the ball to becchio rather that trying that.

for fear of quoting hansen, its all about the percentages - something which jermaine hasn't quite got the grasp of yet....
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Well done Becks. Rispeck!!!!
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Aug 13 2008, 03:44 PM
Well done Becks. Rispeck!!!!

Yo hittin on me Bruv?
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Jermaine Beckford
Aug 13 2008, 10:08 PM
Yo hittin on me Bruv?

Rich is a piscean male, they are very strict you know bruv.

We is not batty boys, me doz not meen dat x player either.
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Jermaine Beckford
Aug 13 2008, 09:08 PM
Yo hittin on me Bruv?

No mate, I take my coffee strong and black but nowt else.
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Aug 14 2008, 07:36 AM
No mate, I take my coffee strong and black but nowt else.

Yo don't fool the J Man Bruv, I tipped your mitt innit. I don't wanna tiger milk yo ass, we flip it private in PM x

I mayz be late on Satday, I as the shitz innit! The J Man ain't gunna do a batty boy out there, I as a rep to protect, tho I is partial to those big momma cycles.

Peace an love Rebs

JB x
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Jermaine Beckford
Aug 14 2008, 02:59 PM

I mayz be late on Satday, I as the shitz innit! The J Man ain't gunna do a batty boy out there,
JB x

That was a classic piece in his book!
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Jermaine Beckford
Aug 14 2008, 01:59 PM
Yo don't fool the J Man Bruv, I tipped your mitt innit. I don't wanna tiger milk yo ass, we flip it private in PM x

I mayz be late on Satday, I as the shitz innit! The J Man ain't gunna do a batty boy out there, I as a rep to protect, tho I is partial to those big momma cycles.

Peace an love Rebs

JB x

J-Man, I'm strictly fu-fu, I don't play for Lancashire or pack any fudge. Nar wot Iz meening, innit?
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Aug 14 2008, 03:35 PM
Jermaine Beckford
Aug 14 2008, 01:59 PM
Yo don't fool the J Man Bruv, I tipped your mitt innit.  I don't wanna tiger milk yo ass, we flip it private in PM x

I mayz be late on Satday, I as the shitz innit! The J Man ain't gunna do a batty boy out there, I as a rep to protect, tho I is partial to those big momma cycles.

Peace an love Rebs

JB x

J-Man, I'm strictly fu-fu, I don't play for Lancashire or pack any fudge. Nar wot Iz meening, innit?

Wots playin for Lancashire Bruv?

JB x
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Jermaine Beckford
Aug 14 2008, 03:45 PM
Rich
Aug 14 2008, 03:35 PM
Jermaine Beckford
Aug 14 2008, 01:59 PM
Yo don't fool the J Man Bruv, I tipped your mitt innit.  I don't wanna tiger milk yo ass, we flip it private in PM x

I mayz be late on Satday, I as the shitz innit! The J Man ain't gunna do a batty boy out there, I as a rep to protect, tho I is partial to those big momma cycles.

Peace an love Rebs

JB x

J-Man, I'm strictly fu-fu, I don't play for Lancashire or pack any fudge. Nar wot Iz meening, innit?

Wots playin for Lancashire Bruv?

JB x

Batting for the other side, mate.
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Anyway enough about me J-Man, how many of the Emmerdale actresses have you shagged so far? They usually like Leeds players.
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Aug 14 2008, 04:54 PM
Anyway enough about me J-Man, how many of the Emmerdale actresses have you shagged so far? They usually like Leeds players.

Annie Sugden what a gooer..


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KenDoddsDadsDogsDead
Aug 14 2008, 08:26 PM
Annie Sugden what a gooer..

Is that when she's covered in goo *shudder*
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C'mon Beckford, give us an update. I heard you played quite well against the palace?
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Aug 28 2008, 04:57 PM
C'mon Beckford, give us an update. I heard you played quite well against the palace?

not as well as his new best friend lucy.

having said that, he actually passed the ball when one on one with the keeper.......................................................

to showunmi....................











who missed.

don't do that again jermaine. ok?
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Aug 28 2008, 08:42 PM
not as well as his new best friend lucy.

having said that, he actually passed the ball when one on one with the keeper.......................................................

to showunmi....................











who missed.

don't do that again jermaine. ok?

You is well yankin' me chain luv, I is so da best player man at da club, aiiiight! I knows wot I is doin'

...but you is just a woman, wot do you knows anyways, innit?

JB x
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