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| Topic Started: 9th November 2007 - 12:43 AM (325 Views) | |
| Lee D'su | 9th November 2007 - 12:43 AM Post #1 |
Funniest Poster and Getter of tickets
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not sure if i can put up me answers so thought i'd send them to you and that u cud put them uop for me when you get the chance 1. A meteorite hits the earth, you are the only person not killed instantly. However, a Tsuanami drowns your city and you find your self floating on some flotsam in the middle of the ocean (it was a really big Tsunami). Death is certain. You have two choices: 1) starve to death floating around the ocean, 2) kill yourself Which do you do, why, and if you've chosen the second option, how? I'm gonna kill myself please as if i left it to starve to death i'd take ages as i eat fuck all anyway normally and would be used to it, i'd probably have to drown myself as all i have with which to kill myself is water seen as i am on a floatsam in the middle of the ocean!! 2. How would you build an alarm clock for deaf people? I wouldn't they can sleep all day as the only ones i know bumble around the fecking place bumping into me and other stuff the whole bleeding time. If i had to it'd squirt urine at them nah only taking the piss you could create one that gave them a slight shock when the time had come for them to get up i suppose. 3. What is the biggest lie you have ever told? I think it might have been when i told people i had shifted a girl after having left the niteclub with her and walked her home, should have know it'd get back to her somehow i ended up looking quite the prick after that one. There is also the one i told when i was sent home form try outs with Man City that I was hoping to go to a bigger club i was simply too young to live away from home and my mum basicaly said i couldn't go and i ended up agreeing with her after 2 weeks in that shithole. 4. The Bible: A guide to how to live our lives or a poorly written, boring, story? Poorly written boring story, i believe that we all inherently know the difference between rght and wrong and don't need to be preached at in order to develop a sense of conscience. that is not to say i do not respect organised religon or am not a practicing Catholic or that I don't necessarily believe in the entire bible but i do believe that certain parts of it are based on the truth, I just believe that if i had of been born in a different part of the world with no contact with organised religon i still feel that i would know certain things are wrong like say midget porn. 5. What is your proudest acheivement, and how do you plan to better it? probably the first time i got to pla in croke park it was something that i had dreamed about for so long and had worked so hard to do, the only way i can now beat it is to get back to play in it again after had so many surgeries and fuck ups with me knees the past 4 years or so and oh yeah i intend on fucking winning this time too. 6. One bullet, one board member, no retribution or jail, no memory of it either. Who is it? KBEES!!! but i'd do a lot of damage with the butt end of the gun first before i shot him in the bollix or up the hole. 7. What is the limit of your support of Leeds United? At what point would you think, fuck it, it ain't worth it? I can't really answer this one as i think we have faced quite a lot aready and keep coming back for more all the time. 8. What is your favourite chat-up line, and have you ever used it? gonna be boring and say i don't really have one and never really chat to women i don't already know anyway as it never ever works out for me. 9. Tell us 5 things about yourself you think we will be interested in, and can take the piss out of you about for eternity. this is shit hard i don't know where the fuck u came up with these questions mate but they are shite anyway #1: the last 3 girls i've gone out with or been interested in are all called the one name Lauara, if kate moss walked up to me and said her name was Luara i'd tell her to fuck off and not annoy me #2: my mates from college used to call me the sister shifter as after i broke up with me ex i managed to shift most of their sisters #3: i once went to a liverpool game against me local club and got caught up in all the furore and cheered the fuckers on. #4: i had a bro who died young in very tragic circumtances and count on me hands the amount of people i have met since his death and told it was the single most nb thing that ever happend in my liufe and one i almost never talk about to anyone. #5: I have suffered from depression on a number of occassions and was sent to drink rehab once before but i never went i ended up going on the piss for about a month instead, fucking worked though. i'm in a sharing mood so here's number #6 i was sent to anger management before with regards work which i think ye already knew but before that i had a pretty bad temper which i actually rarely lost in terms of seeing complete red the last time i did i was arrested for gbh for breaking a guys jaw after hearing he'd sl;ept with me then missus, he turned out to be the local superintendents son and i only got off as me uncle and the garda in quesytion were best buds from the time they went to garda college together. I actually have a clean slate and it never happened because when the superintendent in question heard what his shit of a son had done he pretty much understood where i had been coming from - his missus mus have been a dirty slapper too!!!! 10. Embarrass yourself with a story from your life, nobody will laugh, honest. I was once on ths piss in Dublin with me cus & the two of us were fucking shitfaced so we started to sing along with some buskers and took their guitars and tamborine off them & had a great laugh playing stone roses and stuff only to get money thrown into the box/whatever by my boss whon had thought we were some homeless guys trying to scrape the money together for a hostel.[/ |
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| northernwhites | 9th November 2007 - 04:35 AM Post #2 |
100% Leeds
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Great Stuff Mugsey....I couldn't help but put on a fucking shite Irish accent in me head when I was reading that too.... |
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| Rich | 9th November 2007 - 09:29 AM Post #3 |
Technically backward twat.
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Quality mate, bit of a rollercoaster ride but really enjoyed reading that. |
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| Headingley White | 9th November 2007 - 09:31 AM Post #4 |
Creep 2004
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Cheers Mugsey. Why the hell would deaf people be bumping into you though? |
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| morley white | 9th November 2007 - 09:56 AM Post #5 |
100% Leeds
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cracking read mugsey |
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| Fitz | 9th November 2007 - 10:25 AM Post #6 |
Perfectly formed member
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Cracking questions, a definite change from the norm, Norm. Good answers too, Mugsey, straight from the heart too, by the looks of it. Now don't fucking dally and get the next questions on their way. A fucking month between them indeed....... |
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| Mugsey | 9th November 2007 - 10:31 AM Post #7 |
100% Leeds
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will try me best to get them out today but real busy at work so can't make any promises. |
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| Headingley White | 9th November 2007 - 10:41 AM Post #8 |
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I've been busy!!! |
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| Fitz | 9th November 2007 - 10:52 AM Post #9 |
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That is all? :lolanimate: |
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| MDF | 9th November 2007 - 11:58 AM Post #10 |
A little rusty....
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Cracking read, tittered out loud at the alarm clock that squirts urine at deaf people. Some real highs and lows there bud. |
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| Kev Walker | 9th November 2007 - 11:58 AM Post #11 |
Services to LUFC for putting up with a scouser!!!
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Cracking Q&A's by both parties - honesty is always the best policy (unless yer gonna get the piss taken that is!) |
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| aksattee | 9th November 2007 - 12:07 PM Post #12 |
Most well behaved
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Brilliant Q & A. Well done chaps. |
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| Rich | 9th November 2007 - 01:47 PM Post #13 |
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Technically backward twat.
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Make sure someone spell checks it for you or the recipient has a Mugsey-English dictionary will you? |
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| Mugsey | 9th November 2007 - 01:53 PM Post #14 |
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um no will add to the difficulty level as am sure the questions are too easy anyways. |
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| JR | 9th November 2007 - 07:03 PM Post #15 |
100% Leeds
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Good stuff mate, an enjoyable read! |
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| Lee D'su | 10th November 2007 - 09:08 PM Post #16 |
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Or squirted on. |
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| Ray Hankin's shorts | 11th November 2007 - 10:55 PM Post #17 |
Acts of random kindness to donkeys
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the last 3 girls i've gone out with or been interested in are all called the one name Lauara, if kate moss walked up to me and said her name was Luara i'd tell her to fuck off and not annoy me The one name? Lauara? Luara? Good answers fella - well done. |
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| Mugsey | 12th November 2007 - 11:13 AM Post #18 |
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for me that would be the one name yes, must learn to read my posts before posting them in future, well i have to learn that for quite a while now haven't i??? |
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| KenDoddsDadsDogsDead | 13th November 2007 - 11:29 AM Post #19 |
Have you ever shoed a Horse?
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Great Q&A guys, love your honesty mate, cant see much for us to take the piss out of though, i do like the way you went out on the fortnights lash rather than Rehab, lets face it Rehab is for quitters anyway. |
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| Mugsey | 13th November 2007 - 01:21 PM Post #20 |
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yeah they told me got to to rehab and i said no no no!! |
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| Kev Walker | 13th November 2007 - 05:21 PM Post #21 |
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Services to LUFC for putting up with a scouser!!!
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Did you go to the Wine House instead? |
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| Mugsey | 13th November 2007 - 05:31 PM Post #22 |
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um yeah! |
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