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If someone offered yo 35 million quid; to have sex with a camel
Topic Started: 15th August 2007 - 08:00 PM (441 Views)
onloantodiv1
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would you do it?
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Stubbsy
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yes.

i have no morals.
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onloantodiv1
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Aug 15 2007, 07:01 PM
yes.

i have no morals.

thats two of us then, anyone else, its ok don't be embarassed
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Headingley White
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Fuck yeah!!

I'd do it for £3.50.
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Whitworth White
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Yes probably!

Ade also agrees with that... he also says he has no morals
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cuppy
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Silly thread, you may well do it but I am fairly sure the camel has some standards at least
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cuppy
Aug 15 2007, 08:15 PM
Silly thread, you may well do it but I am fairly sure the camel has some standards at least

have you got the hump?
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Stubbsy
Aug 15 2007, 08:16 PM
have you got the hump?

I assure you no humping would be taking place between me and aforementioned camel!
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onloantodiv1
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ok lets make the thought process a little deeper,

you get offered 100 million to let ken bates take you up the wrong un, or 35 million to do the camel, which do you choose, how far do those morals stretch now?
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onloantodiv1
Aug 15 2007, 08:18 PM
ok lets make the thought process a little deeper,

you get offered 100 million to let ken bates take you up the wrong un, or 35 million to do the camel, which do you choose, how far do those morals stretch now?

I'd rather have bates than a camel!
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onloantodiv1
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Stubbsy
Aug 15 2007, 07:20 PM
onloantodiv1
Aug 15 2007, 08:18 PM
ok lets make the thought process a little deeper,

you get offered 100 million to let ken bates take you up the wrong un, or 35 million to do the camel, which do you choose, how far do those morals stretch now?

I'd rather have bates than a camel!

is it the money?
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onloantodiv1
Aug 15 2007, 08:21 PM
Stubbsy
Aug 15 2007, 07:20 PM
onloantodiv1
Aug 15 2007, 08:18 PM
ok lets make the thought process a little deeper,

you get offered 100 million to let ken bates take you up the wrong un, or 35 million to do the camel, which do you choose, how far do those morals stretch now?

I'd rather have bates than a camel!

is it the money?

no, it's the fact one's actually a person and not a pissing animal!
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onloantodiv1
Aug 15 2007, 09:18 PM
ok lets make the thought process a little deeper,

you get offered 100 million to let ken bates take you up the wrong un, or 35 million to do the camel, which do you choose, how far do those morals stretch now?

I'd be intrigued to see if Ken can live up to the 'cuddly' hype.

Nowt beats a good bit of spooning after some hard rodgering up the arse.
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onloantodiv1
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this is open to the women of the board aswell, im sure camels have erm . . . "alot to offer"
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onloantodiv1
Aug 15 2007, 08:24 PM
this is open to the women of the board aswell, im sure camels have erm . . . "alot to offer"

Probably more than most blokes to be fair
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Dee
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onloantodiv1
Aug 15 2007, 08:24 PM
this is open to the women of the board aswell, im sure camels have erm . . . "alot to offer"

would this be a male camel or a female camel........just out of scientific interest of course ? :rolleyes:
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onloantodiv1
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Aug 15 2007, 08:20 PM
would this be a male camel or a female camel........just out of scientific interest of course ? :rolleyes:

your choice, one hump or two, plus most lesbians ive met dont like too much fur between there teeth
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Aug 15 2007, 09:20 PM
would this be a male camel or a female camel........just out of scientific interest of course ? :rolleyes:

or both? :lolanimate:
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onloantodiv1
Aug 15 2007, 10:22 PM
your choice, one hump or two, plus most lesbians ive met dont like too much fur between there teeth

most lesbians I've seen don't either. Unless I'm watching 80's stuff.
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Dee
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onloantodiv1
Aug 15 2007, 09:22 PM
your choice, one hump or two, plus most lesbians ive met dont like too much fur between there teeth

suddenly you're an authority on lesbians as well as football :lolanimate: :lolanimate:
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Aug 15 2007, 08:27 PM
suddenly you're an authority on lesbians as well as football :lolanimate: :lolanimate:

i blame KPMG, and we all know what option they would of taken
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It's at times like this I miss the wholesome values of WACCOE.........

Answering the main question, the camel would need to shower and brush it's teeth first...... :wacko:
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Rob
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Depends who i am expected to shag while smoking the cig .... i have my standards you know
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Who has been talking, i mentioned the Camel BJ in the strictest of confidence, as for Uncle Ken, im very strict, no amount of money....
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MDF
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Camel toe perhaps, but not Captains Birdseye's brown eye.
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Would we get to kill and eat ken bates after sex like some species in the wild
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If the camel gave u a BJ dont expect it to swallow, everyone knows they only spit
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RHS would say yse, it's just a donkey with the hump.
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If a camel's dick is anywhere near the size of a horse's then, no, I'd rather keep me arse intact. :lolanimate:
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Bollox, no-one offered me £35 million!!!!!!!!!

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