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| Your turn then.....YB; ......from MDF | |
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| Topic Started: 25th June 2007 - 10:40 PM (580 Views) | |
| MDF | 25th June 2007 - 10:40 PM Post #1 |
A little rusty....
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My 10 questions 1) You can change one thing about your physical appearance, what will it be. No genitals btw. 2) Okay so there may or may not be a God. Your times up, up the stairs to the pearly gates and you’ve one question to ask the Big Man. What is it? 3) Your finest Leeds United moment 4) Your funniest Rebels moment 5) The Dinner Party question, your 5 guests from any time in history and to make it slightly different, whats on the menu? 6) Any off the wall hobbies or/and habits that really annoy others. 7) Scariest thing that has ever happened to you (apart from meeting the rebs, naturally) 8)Okay, a huge fuck off asteroid is going to wipe out Planet Earth as we know it. You’ve got 8 hours left and can do anything, yes ANYTHING to entertain yourself til the big bang. No cost issues and no law issues. If you want to kill anyone (like Peter Mandleson for instance), okay go for it. 9)Todays Yoof. I hate chavs, please suggest a solution. NB Question was posted before similar mass debate question........so bollox 10) Your Banjo String……..repaired, never damaged or any other meat and two veg injuries? |
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| YB | 25th June 2007 - 11:15 PM Post #2 |
100% Leeds
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Noted. Pack of lies being formed as we speak... |
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| YB | 26th June 2007 - 12:20 PM Post #3 |
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My 10 questions 1) You can change one thing about your physical appearance, what will it be. No genitals btw. I’ve always wanted to be just one or two cup sizes bigger, I feel my confidence has suffered because of my bra size and if they were just a little bit bigger I’m sure I could land that dream modelling job and appear in the Daily Star every week, then maybe one day, just maybe, I could go on the Jeremy Kyle show. I don’t go in for all that cosmetic surgery nonsense so I wouldn’t really change anything, though if you’re pressing me for an answer I’d say maybe I’d like to be a little thinner again. 2) Okay so there may or may not be a God. Your times up, up the stairs to the pearly gates and you’ve one question to ask the Big Man. What is it? “Was it Peter Ridsdale’s fault?” 3) Your finest Leeds United moment Maybe I’m a bit biased about being a fan of the worlds greatest ever football club (yes Leeds) but everyday just gets better and better. Hmmm... As some of you may remember I only got to my first game Boxing day before last so I’ve not experienced directly the massive European nights but one memory sticks out because of another occasion attached to it. On September 14th 2002 my sister got married, sadly to a SCUM fan. All his family are Man U supporters and all my side are Leeds… guess what, we were playing each other the day of the wedding. This meant that none of us could watch the game, which, of course, was on TV. I kept checking my phone for updates when I could and it wasn’t until around the 72nd minutes (I think) that we took the lead with a Kewell (who?) goal. We won 1-0 just in time for me to add an opening line to my ‘Father of the Bride’ speech. It rocked! Then we all got pissed. 4) Your funniest Rebels moment Again, not got any really funny moments as I’ve only met you lot a few times. Seeing Kirst totally wrecked in the Novatel bar was pretty funny. Mugsy is downright hilarious too! Morely getting drunk on a shot of beer has to be seen too. So the funniest thing about the rebels is probably from the board, I just love it when a thread get’s hijacked by innuendo, or just every post by Kev Walker – I still wonder how he came up with that genius name?! 5) The Dinner Party question, your 5 guests from any time in history and to make it slightly different, whats on the menu? I’d go for unusual people rather than big historical figures that made an important difference to the world, in this day and age, I guess that means actors and singer that I find interesting, so... Paul Smith singer from Maximo Park – the best band of the moment (just seen them at Glastonbury and they rock) Jim Carey – he’s one of my favourite actors, although he's a moron for doing such stupid stuff while he is so capable of doing amazing indie performances, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind is the best film ever made. I’d ask him why he does such pointless dross, especially now that he is loaded. Britney Spears – stay with me on this one, it’s not because she is attractive (it’s mainly make up anyway), I think she would be such an interesting person to talk to in a relaxed environment about her crazy life, plus she’s gone totally bonkers these days, did you see the video where she is drunk and talking about how back to the future could actually happen??? Mental Britney Drew Barrymore – she’s just perfect Immanuel Kant – he didn’t get out much and I reckon he needs cheering the fuck up (reserve list, Paris Hilton – there HAS to be more to her than there appears, and Robin Williams – though maybe no-one else would get a chance to talk) And on the menu, it’s got to be fajitas because when you have to pass dishes round and use your fingers you get to know each other better, it’s much, much more sociable... now I'm picturing Drew and Britney all covered in Guacamole! 6) Any off the wall hobbies or/and habits that really annoy others. I used to rock climb when I was at uni… most of the time was spent down the pub, so I guess that’s off the wall, right? As for annoying habits, I am a bit too sarcastic, people don’t always expect it so either they think I’m rude or they love me for it, mainly they don’t love me though :-( 7) Scariest thing that has ever happened to you (apart from meeting the rebs, naturally) When I was about eight or something we went to Llandudno in North Wales on holiday – that’s not it though! One day we went to the beach for the day and I went paddling in the sea (the west shore for the train spotters out there). Along the promenade there are really large stone steps and we’d set up camp there in the blazing sunshine. This tide was coming in and all of a sudden I was out of my depth. I could swim but the overbearing fear that I couldn’t get to safety took over and I panicked. A gob full of sea water is not a nice thing at all. I was pulled out and no harm done but for a moment I thought it was all over. So did my mum, who did that angry relieved thing that mothers do. 8)Okay, a huge fuck off asteroid is going to wipe out Planet Earth as we know it. You’ve got 8 hours left and can do anything, yes ANYTHING to entertain yourself til the big bang. No cost issues and no law issues. If you want to kill anyone (like Peter Mandleson for instance), okay go for it. Firstly, I’d send Bruce Willis out to save the day. Then I’d probably go though my phone book and call all the people that I care about and tell them. I might go see my ex for a shag, unless any of the sexy girls in my phone book were free and up for it ;-) I’d go see my two little nieces who are the most fantastic things on the planet. On the way I’d grab a kebab from the local Cypriot restaurant, they are the best I’ve tasted. The thing is everyone is in the same boat, right, so everyone would be shagging and looting so it’d be chaos. Maybe I’d stay home and watch News 24, you can’t beat the BBC ;-) and have a nice cup of tea. Rock ‘n’ Roll!!! I hate questions like this. 9)Todays Yoof. I hate chavs, please suggest a solution. NB Question was posted before similar mass debate question........so bollox I don’t have a problem with chavs. To be honest, I don’t really know what they are anyway. Who was it that said, "hell is other people?" Was it Oscar? He was right, everyone can be a pain in the ass. Maybe everyone should be put in little boxes all on their own and then no-one could annoy anyone else? It’d be a bit boring though, wouldn’t it? 10) Your Banjo String……..repaired, never damaged or any other meat and two veg injuries? No comment. My mate, on the other hand had a serious injury on the handle bars of my brand new mountain bikes when we were about 13. We were arsing around in the skateboard bowl in Llandudno (I moved there, even after the horrendous near death drowning event). He took a long run up and got big air, rad man! Only problem was he landed ‘nads first, on the bar. Several months in hospital later, he recovered and was able to walk again. He tells me that it had an interesting side effect, when he's making the sweet love, he has to go for hours evertime… so, silver lining eh? I have his private (boom boom) phone number if any ladies are interested ;-) |
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| Mugsey | 26th June 2007 - 01:46 PM Post #4 |
100% Leeds
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nice to see that my comical genius has at last been recognised. |
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| MDF | 26th June 2007 - 02:02 PM Post #5 |
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YB you have made my day if not my month. You say you hate questions like 8) but I am still pissing myself at this: The thing is everyone is in the same boat, right, so everyone would be shagging and looting so it’d be chaos. Maybe I’d stay home and watch News 24, you can’t beat the BBC ;-) and have a nice cup of tea. Rock ‘n’ Roll!!! Ooh now I wonder where the baton is heading...... |
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| YB | 26th June 2007 - 02:23 PM Post #6 |
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Curious? |
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| Fitz | 26th June 2007 - 02:40 PM Post #7 |
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Excellent stuff there, YB. Right mix of informative and lunacy..... :lolanimate: |
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| cuppy | 26th June 2007 - 02:46 PM Post #8 |
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We can hardly tell with all that fur you wear!! and I've seen that Britney clip before, what the hell? |
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| YB | 26th June 2007 - 03:08 PM Post #9 |
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Be honest though, you winced at the squashed bollix story, right? |
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| Rich | 26th June 2007 - 03:41 PM Post #10 |
Technically backward twat.
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Can I borrow your mountain bike? :P |
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| MDF | 26th June 2007 - 03:59 PM Post #11 |
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Too late, Sting's got it. |
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| Rich | 26th June 2007 - 04:00 PM Post #12 |
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Technically backward twat.
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The 18 gear Raleigh Tantric? Ah well, back to me unicycle then. |
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| aberdeenwhite | 26th June 2007 - 04:17 PM Post #13 |
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novotel bar?????? absolutely no idea... when the fook was that>?? |
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| YB | 26th June 2007 - 04:29 PM Post #14 |
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Ha ha, I KNOW you meant to say WHICH time was that, hon ;-) It was the first time I stayed over in Leeds for a game, must have been Sheffield Wednesday, I think? |
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| aberdeenwhite | 26th June 2007 - 05:10 PM Post #15 |
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hmmm.....wendies.... i have a pic of me from that night looking fairly buckled..... i remember now :D |
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| Sav | 26th June 2007 - 06:27 PM Post #16 |
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Haha, brilliant YB. You are most amusing. I still laugh at the randomness of walkign onto the tube in London on playoff final day at what must have been half 7 or 8 oclock in the morning, looking down the carriage whilst absent mindedly saying to laura ... "I think YB is coming too yknow.. he lives in london..." and then seeing you at the other end of the carriage grinning away manically! Very surreal! |
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| YB | 26th June 2007 - 07:09 PM Post #17 |
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Well you'd be grinning if you saw lot's of sexy ladies wearing Leeds shirts... what do you mean you wouldn't??? |
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| KenDoddsDadsDogsDead | 26th June 2007 - 07:28 PM Post #18 |
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Amusing answers there YB..... As for the handle bar story, your mate indeed.... |
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| YB | 26th June 2007 - 07:37 PM Post #19 |
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;) |
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| aksattee | 26th June 2007 - 08:30 PM Post #20 |
Most well behaved
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Excellant replies. Well done. |
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| Kev Walker | 27th June 2007 - 11:37 AM Post #21 |
Services to LUFC for putting up with a scouser!!!
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I really must stop doing that - Innuendo is a good album tho, especially "Days of our lives" |
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| YB | 27th June 2007 - 11:41 AM Post #22 |
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Oh, I forgot to say, I have a photo from the Novotel bar when we were waiting for the pizza to arrive... to be fair, Kirst, you're not looking your best, love... ...said photo can be destroyed for the right price ;) |
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| Lee D'su | 27th June 2007 - 12:15 PM Post #23 |
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Nice to get to know you a little more YB. We don't really seem to have crossed paths much. |
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| Wickywhite | 27th June 2007 - 12:16 PM Post #24 |
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That was me :blushemoticon: |
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| YB | 27th June 2007 - 12:17 PM Post #25 |
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Well, I'm a virgin season ticket holder, so this year I'll hopefully get to meet all of you a bit more often, obviously not no-face Cuppy though ;) |
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| Dee | 27th June 2007 - 12:54 PM Post #26 |
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i have several pics of you looking extreeeemely pissed that night young lady.....though i also have several of YB in the same state.......stupidly i sent him the pics so no chance of blackmail there!!! |
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| cuppy | 27th June 2007 - 01:10 PM Post #27 |
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I do have a face thank you! <_< Just not a very good one :puppyeye: |
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| Dee | 27th June 2007 - 01:16 PM Post #28 |
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at last matess, you've found a use for your big bear gun, go get him!!! |
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| YB | 27th June 2007 - 01:28 PM Post #29 |
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In that case, I thank you for keeping it hidden B) |
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| cuppy | 27th June 2007 - 01:52 PM Post #30 |
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