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| Lee D'su | 25th March 2007 - 12:47 AM Post #1 |
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Funniest Poster and Getter of tickets
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A woman walks into a bar and asks the barman for a double entendre – so he gives her one |
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| Lee D'su | 25th March 2007 - 09:57 AM Post #2 |
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Funniest Poster and Getter of tickets
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2 monkeys in a bath. One says "Ooh ooh ah ah" and the other one says "Yes I agree, put some more cold in". |
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| Fitz | 25th March 2007 - 11:32 AM Post #3 |
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Perfectly formed member
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A woman asks a sound engineer for a double entendre - so he gave her one two........ |
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| MDF | 25th March 2007 - 02:13 PM Post #4 |
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A little rusty....
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Man to Doctor: "A-E-I-O-U get on my fucking nerves" Doctor: "You are suffering from irritable vowel syndrome" |
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| JR | 25th March 2007 - 03:47 PM Post #5 |
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100% Leeds
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What have the Titanic and the Sixth Sense got in common? Icy dead people |
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| Rich | 26th March 2007 - 12:14 PM Post #6 |
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Technically backward twat.
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The Englishman's wife steps up to the first tee and, as she bends Over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear. "Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?" her husband demanded. "Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any," She replied. The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's 50 Pounds Go and buy yourself some underwear." Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt also blows up to show that she is wearing no undies. "Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers. Why not?" She replies, "I can't afford any on the money you give me." He reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's 20 Pounds Go and buy yourself some underwear!" Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her Skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it. "Sweet mudder of Jasus,Maggie! Where the fook are yer drawers?" She too explains, "You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta Affarrd any." The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, "Well, fer the love 'o Jasus, 'n the sake of decency, here's a comb. Tidy yerself up a bit." |
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